Hello, there, half-siblings!!!!
Now I see why you guys didn't remember the kung-fu hamster.
Shot version. Duan Yu and Mu Wanqing are half-siblings because Duan Yu's Daddy had the libido and success of Casanova and Duan Yu has about a million half-sisters. Villain has it in for Duan Yu's Daddy so he comes up with a brilliant plan - let's capture the two of them and give them aphrodisiac so they commit incest! I don't even need to provide commentary, do I?
Bwahahahahaha. Did I mention that this is probably the most explicit I've ever seen anything in a wuxia. Incest truly is best for these folks :)
And then he knocks himself unconscious by literally banging his head against the wall of his cell. Ah, how I laughed appreciated that.
Not that it helps for long.
Jaw. Floor.
I. Have. No. Words. I can't blame the villain too much though - if I got my mitts on Jimmy Lin, who knows to which extremes I'd go to keep him put and half-dressed? :P
Btw, never fear. Despite some heavy make-outs, the righteous and strong-willed sex bunnies half-siblings manage to barely avoid sealing the deal before they get rescued.
Bonus, because he's so very pretty:
This is literally the most insane thing I've ever seen, so of course instead of doing errands or finally making my epic Young Warriors post, I am spending my time marathonning this puppy.