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I admit to being morbidly curious as to how Secondary Hag pictures her married life with a man she had to blackmail into marriage and who loathes the sight of her and won't ever be pleasant enough to even say good morning without constant threats.
Because I picture it thusly:
Morning. Kang Ha is eating porridge for breakfast. And chasing it with shots of whiskey.
Hag: Honey, I made some toast for you, have some!
Kang Ha: ...
Hag: I could be so dialing your brother right now!
Kang Ha grits teeth, stuffs toast into his mouth.
Afternoon. Kang Ha is doing something on the computer. A trusty bottle of cognac is by his side.
Hag: Honey, come watch A Story Sadder Than Sadness with me!
Kang Ha: ...
Hag: I wonder what your brother would say if he knew the truth...
Kang Ha grits teeth, comes over.
Evening. Kang Ha is listening to music. He is also knocking back brandy.
Hag: Honey, don't I look sexy in my new nightgown? Come here - I even put some candles in the bedroom!
Kang Ha: ...
Hag: Your brother. Speed dial.
Kang Ha grits teeth, comes over.
Night. In bed. Kang Ha is trying to reach for that bottle of soju on the night table.
Hag: Honey, those green bed sheets are tacky. I want blue ones. Go get them out of the closet.
Kang Ha: ...
Hag: Honestly. Remember? Brother?
Kang Ha snaps and throws her out of the window of their fancy penthouse. We hear a distant thud.
Because seriously - is it going to go any other way?