Oct 01, 2009 21:52
Yo, girlie!
I know you are idealistic and unworldly enough to make even a genuine Victorian heroine puke, but word to the wise. If the guy you like ditches out of your party to go on a four-day orgy, perhaps you should move on to someone else more suitable? And less STD-ridden.
Yeah, yeah I know he has the whole "I had to join their orgy to find out where the guy who killed my friend is hiding so I could take revenge" excuse going. Yeah. YEAH. I have heard better rationalizations out of drunken fratboys. What, he was too cheap to hire a private investigator like a normal person?
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