Twilight...Heeeeeee!
You know, it's like amazing, that we silly women have still not become extinct. But thank God for big strong men who are awesome and not like us because they, like, can walk without tripping. Oh, and Oh my Gawd, Edward is like so hot and like won't want to make out with you like icky uncute rapists.
Yup, saw world's most unsubtle metaphor for sexual abstinence, aka Twilight. Heeee! filmi-girl and I went to see it tonight and had a blast. We talked and laughed through the whole movie (we sat by ourselves so weren't bugging anyone) and it was glorious. The whole audience was laughing throughout however.
Bella Sue (whom everyone falls in love with on sight) is even more blank on screen than on page - she is a total affectless robotic blank with no personality. I bet Edward cannot read her thoughts because she has none. Edward is not exactly a charmer either, but at least he has a personality. An awkward, dweeby one, but still...
Oh, and yup, he does sparkle. Looking like a cheap gigolo.
This movie is love. I could go on and on and on but filmi-girl and I already spent hours mocking it.
P.S. I will never believe Edward is straight. Not with that much product in his hair and with his phobia of sex. But I feel horrible for him, being stuck with a blank robot girl for all eternity. Poor thing.