if you weren't real i would make you up (lt+zm)

[dangerbears]

title: if you weren't real i would make you up
pairing(s): louis tomlinson + zayn malik as codependent best friends (with louis/zayn overtones, references to future zayn malik/liam payne)
rating: NC-17
word count: 9,000ish
disclaimer: hilariously untrue
summary: AU. zayn is kind of quiet and louis kind of loud and they kind of fall into each other

Comments

[skullage]

Jesus dicking christ, way to play my heartstrings like a fucking cellist. This is so great it makes me mad, like how dare you write something this good? With the Zayn pov and friendship!!! and mischief!!! and louis's body oh my god. The sentence "Zayn wants to actually end his life for being so endeared" is actually me right now re: this fic, i'm gonna throw myself out a window, thanks pal xoxoxox

[dangerbears]

HAHAHAHA okay so i read everything you say in this hilariously sarcastic voice and so this is making me laugh A LOT. i love you. someday soon i'll make you a video where i exclusively talk about louis tomlinson's ass. sound good???

thanks for your words of niceness you are my lifeblood xxxxxxxxxxxxxoxoxooxox

[poor_medea]

I absolutely love this universe, although poor Zayn, first pining over Louis and then pining over Liam. So much pining.

[dangerbears]

PINING PRETTY BOYS IS HOW I MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY T B H. ahaha. i'm so so glad you like it! thank you for sticking with me xoxo ♥ thank you so much

[skylineeee]

Ok well first order of business, I'm sending you a bill for a new couch since I just FUCKING PEED EVERYWHERE

THANKS FOR WARNING ME ABOUT THIS

ok like no. this was AMAZING LIKE I can't stop

Omg Louis no PAPI I cant form words

The football LMAO GIGGS MAN U HAHAHAHEHR
ZAYN DESCRIBING LOUIS

LIAM'S
TEXTING
MORE PEEING EVERYWHERE

ok I have a request Louis/zayn/Ashley cole/Liam/nani

[dangerbears]

omg i got this just b4 work and like PEED ON MYSELF so you owe me pants, we're even

I DIDN'T WARN YOU COS I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO READ IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

louis/ballack/victor valdes/niall/bastien schweinstieger

[skylineeee]

OMFG
OH MY GOD IM ACTUALLY LIKE SHAKING

alexi lalas/louis

[estrella30]

oh man, I really thought the first part would always be my favorite but this is AMAZING. wow. its everything I thought their friendship would have started as after reading the rest of the series bhut even better. amazing. wow. thanks so much for writing this!

[dangerbears]

oh my god, i'm like so shocked to hear this hahahah but incredibly flattered, thank you so so much!!! ♥

[estrella30]

Also! Re:suggestions how about a Liam pov piece about him and zayn getting together. Like, taking place between the first and second story or just after the second. I'd love to see them being all awkward and cute and have him try and figure out where he fits in the whole zayn and Louis relationship. Or something!!

[sarzworld]

ugh yes, i fully agree with this

[dangerbears]

ahhh, you're right, i know you're right, i'm just so worried about writing full-on liam/zayn because i don't really actively ship it!!!! and i want to be able to do it justice!!! but this is probably the most likely thing to happen, i just hope i can avoid making it totally louis-centric because that is a problem i have hahahah. thanks so much for the suggestion!!!