captain's privilege (hs/lt)

[dangerbears]

title: captain's privilege
pairing: harry styles/louis tomlinson
disclaimer: hilariously untrue.
word count: 2,200 words
summary: it's a steak and blowjob kind of night. (post-match head, essentially.)
notes: this is short and stupid, but hahaha. wish i was harry.

Comments

[pukecrypukecry]

but

but why are you doing this to me

what did i do to make you hate me so much

[dangerbears]

I LOVE YOU AND I WISH YOU WERE SITTING NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW UMMM I MISS YOU

[pukecrypukecry]

ME 2 OH GOD ME 222222222

[dangerbears]

WHAT IS YOUR TUMBLR OMG I AM DISTRESSED I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS

[pukecrypukecry]

it's feront! but i have to ~play it cool~ on it b/c a ton of my irl friends follow it and they know i'm sickeningly obsessed w/ one direction but THEY MUST NEVER KNOW ABOUT THE FANFIC I WRITE OR READ OR AM AWARE OF EXISTING lol my life

[dangerbears]

HAHAHAHAHAH DONUT WORRY I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND TO A FULL AND TOTAL EXTENT.