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Mar 08, 2006 11:47

So here's an msn question for you folks. We can all tell if we've been blocked by a person esp if they have a habit of changing their name, but is there any way of knowing if someone has deleted you? I ask because my adoring housemate messaged me yesterday. It went like this:

CrazyBitch said: I can still send you messages if you only deleted me but haven't blocked me.

me: ?

Bear in mind i removed her from my msn list back in December mostly cos we barely speak to each other in person let alone on msn. I really didn't see any need to keep her on my list you know cos I like to keep that shit organized. But would she know that I deleted her without seeing my msn list? Totally weird man. I mean did she crack my really simple password and read that shit. Follow up who would go to such great lengths to make themselves look so nutzoid? It's not that I don't like having such a passionate admirer, but this borders on creepy.
Josh made fun of my situation by comparing it to a teen drama (respect). At this point in the season it's become "what will those writers think of next?"
Recently I have taken to controlling my desire to laugh out loud everytime she stamps around the apartment like a 3 year old who doesn't want to go to bed, picks and chooses which plates she used from those others have as to never clean more than she has to (there are 3 people who live here. Jess and I don't really give a shit about cleaning one more plate cos it's not worth doing mental math to figure out who used what...), the always popular slaming of cupboard doors, removing the ipod cassette tape adapter that has been in the kitchen for all to use the entire year (take that playing music while cooking dinner, and hanging out with friends), shushing people during Pauly Shore movies, bossing her boyfriend around like a child (I am praying she'll drop the the mom-bomb one day...)
It truly is a sight to see, and I'll be honest I totally let it get to me mostly cos I couldn't understand how someone could have their head stuck up their ass that far (medical mystery) which made me realized I am not a proctologist. An asshole is an asshole is an asshole. My brother suggested I ask if it was all a joke, but then I reminded myself that a good comedian shouldn't have to explain their humour, and frankly she is one of the best.
I can't wait to look back on this year, stratch my head, and remember the time I got in trouble for being me.
Oh and on a lighter note (brought to you by Patton Oswalt, comedian extraordinaire):if you kick a midget in the balls he turns into eight squirrels.
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