this was fucking long
:x: name = Joseph Ryan Hardin
:x: piercings = none
:x: tattoos = none yet
:x: height= 6'2"
:x: shoe size = 11 1/2
:x: hair color = brown
:x: siblings = older sister
LAST...
:x: movie you rented = i think it was "saved"
:x: movie you bought = dawn of the dead
:x: song you listened to = "beast of burden" -rolling stones
:x: song that was stuck in your head = "piece of my heart" -janis joplin
:x: cd you bought = probly 40 oz. to freedom for like the millionth time
:x: cd you listened to = the killers
:x: person you've called = dan the man
:x: person that's called you = madre
:x: tv show you've watched = motormouth, that shit cracks me up
:x: person you were thinking of = actually my dad, weird
DO ....
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = yeah
:x: you think about suicide = no, that would be giving up. i'm far too stubborn
:x: you believe in online dating = no.
:x: you want more piercings = no
:x: you like cleaning = very rarely. as long as i have a path, it's all good
:x: you like roller coasters = oh hell yeah
:x: you write in cursive or print = print, everyone in the world should just print!!!
FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relati. = don't think i'd want one
:x: using some. = some what? drugs?
:x: suicide = Against.
:x: killing people = only in defense, then again, there are those people who should just be shot
:x: teenage smoking = don't care, let the kids have fun
:x: driving drunk = scariest fuckin thing i ever did in my life
:x: gay/lesbian marriage = for it. it doesn't affect other people at all if two dudes or two girls get married, so shut the fuck up and let them be happy
:x: soap operas = don't give a flying fuck
HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl= i'm not gonna lie
:x: ever cried over a boy = no
:x: ever lied to someone.= yeah
:x: ever been in a fist fight = yeah
:x: ever been arrested = not yet, but it's bound to happen. does drunk in public ring any bells?
WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = whatever the fuck my mom brings home
:x: shoes do you wear = black dc's. hella comfortable
:x: are you scared of = not living, and i don't mean not breathing, i mean not LIVING
NUMBER...
:x: of times I have been in love? = we'll get back to that someday
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = don't think so
:x: of hearts I have broken? = don't think any
:x: of chicks you've obsessed over who wouldn't date you: no, they would all date me
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = i don't know. three
:x: of scars on my body? = a lot. i have all kinds of ridiculous accidents and battle wounds
:x: of things in my past that I regret? = i don't think any
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: pretty - no. but i'm damn sexy
:x: funny - people laugh at me
:x: hot - there aren't words to describe my level of hotness
:x: friendly - depends on what mood i'm in, which usually ain't friendly
:x: amusing - isn't that basically the same as funny
:x: ugly - hell no
:x: lovable - if a pessimistic smart-ass is lovable, then definitely
:x: caring - i care for my friends and family
:x: sweet - not really... but i'm honest!
:x: dorky - i have my moments.
FAVORITE:
5 letter word: booze
actor: sean penn
Candy: cherry tootsie roll suckers
Cartoon: batman mutha fucka
Cereal: honeycomb
Chewing gum: spearmint
Color(s): dark blue
Day of week: Saturdays
Least favorite day: tuesday
Flower: them yellow ones that grow in people's front yards, they're just so convenient
Jello flavor: that blue one is pretty good
jewelry: don't wear none
Special skills/talents: nothing
Summer/Winter: Winter
Trampolines or swimming pools: Trampoline. i hate chlorine
|| Person who last.. ||
Slept in your bed: me. i don't let people in my house
Saw you cry: uhh... yeah
Made you cry: my gramma
You went to the movies with: monica, saw ray. it's awesome
Yelled at you: mutha
Sent you an email: nobody sends me email
|| Have you ever.. ||
Said "I love you" and meant it?: yeah told my mom a couple minutes ago
Gone out in public in your pajamas: hell yeah
Kept a secret from everyone: yup
Cried during a movie: fox and the hound was some heavy shit. if ladder 49 don't get you teary eyed in one way or another, you have no soul
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: no, but damn, were they awesome or what
Planned your week based on the TV Guide: no
Been on stage: Yes
Been to New York: no, but i want to
Been to California: a few times
Hawaii: want to
china: fuck no and i don't plan on it
Canada: if they start the draft. you all know i am not military material
Europe: soon enough
Asia: see china
South America: no
Australia: No, there's another place I would like to go
Wished you were the opposite sex: no, between the periods and having to sit on public toilets, i'm damn glad to be a man
What time is it now?: 11:50pm
Apples or bananas?: bananas
Blue or red?: Blue
Walmart or target?: walmart, i fucking hate target, but i'm not sure why
Spring or Fall?: Spring
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: go read some book
What was the last meal you ate?: some free pizza
High school or college?: High School
Are you bored?: no, not really
Last noise you heard?: my mom going to bed
Last smell you sniffed?: some candle she was burnin when i walked n the house
Last time you went out of state/province?: hella long ago
|| Friendship/Love ||
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no
Do you want children one day & if so how many. 2-4 hope the woman is up for it
Most important thing to you in a friendship is: honesty and being there for you when you need them
|| Other Info ||
Criminal record?: not yet
Do you speak any other languages?: nope
Last book you read: the princess bride. actually pretty entertaining
Name some of your favorite things in your bedroom?: my picture of marylin monroe, james dean, and elvis
Things you dislike about yourself the most: i have a hard time trusting people
Worst feeling in the world: alone
Who you love: my friends and family
Who you miss: friends from way back when life was a lot more simple
|| You ||
Nickname(s): master of all sexiness, asshole
Initials: JRH
How old do you look?: old enough to be asked if i am supposed to be at my high school
How old do you act?: sometimes like a kid, other times i'm a beat up old man
Glasses/Contacts: nope
Braces: not for abot five years
Do you have any pets?: no
You get embarrassed: rarely
What makes you happy?: when good things happen to good people
What upsets you?: when good things happen to assholes who need a good punch in the face
|| Finish the sentence: ||
I Love to...hang out with friends
I Miss...the days when life was easy before the bullshit of growing up began.
I Wish...things were a little different
I Hope...the rest of high school is worth remembering
I'm Annoyed by...liars, cheaters, and thieves.
I Want to Be...the walrus
I Would Never...kick a handicapped person
I'd Rather...punch some other people a buncha times
I Am Tired of...feeling like i'm not good enough for things in the world
I Will Always be...the king of beer
|| Have you ever.. ||
Thought you were going to die: yeah
Wanted to Runaway: no, where the fuck would i go
Flunked a grade: no
Skipped a grade: no
:x: piercings = none
:x: tattoos = none yet
:x: height= 6'2"
:x: shoe size = 11 1/2
:x: hair color = brown
:x: siblings = older sister
LAST...
:x: movie you rented = i think it was "saved"
:x: movie you bought = dawn of the dead
:x: song you listened to = "beast of burden" -rolling stones
:x: song that was stuck in your head = "piece of my heart" -janis joplin
:x: cd you bought = probly 40 oz. to freedom for like the millionth time
:x: cd you listened to = the killers
:x: person you've called = dan the man
:x: person that's called you = madre
:x: tv show you've watched = motormouth, that shit cracks me up
:x: person you were thinking of = actually my dad, weird
DO ....
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = yeah
:x: you think about suicide = no, that would be giving up. i'm far too stubborn
:x: you believe in online dating = no.
:x: you want more piercings = no
:x: you like cleaning = very rarely. as long as i have a path, it's all good
:x: you like roller coasters = oh hell yeah
:x: you write in cursive or print = print, everyone in the world should just print!!!
FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relati. = don't think i'd want one
:x: using some. = some what? drugs?
:x: suicide = Against.
:x: killing people = only in defense, then again, there are those people who should just be shot
:x: teenage smoking = don't care, let the kids have fun
:x: driving drunk = scariest fuckin thing i ever did in my life
:x: gay/lesbian marriage = for it. it doesn't affect other people at all if two dudes or two girls get married, so shut the fuck up and let them be happy
:x: soap operas = don't give a flying fuck
HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl= i'm not gonna lie
:x: ever cried over a boy = no
:x: ever lied to someone.= yeah
:x: ever been in a fist fight = yeah
:x: ever been arrested = not yet, but it's bound to happen. does drunk in public ring any bells?
WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = whatever the fuck my mom brings home
:x: shoes do you wear = black dc's. hella comfortable
:x: are you scared of = not living, and i don't mean not breathing, i mean not LIVING
NUMBER...
:x: of times I have been in love? = we'll get back to that someday
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = don't think so
:x: of hearts I have broken? = don't think any
:x: of chicks you've obsessed over who wouldn't date you: no, they would all date me
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = i don't know. three
:x: of scars on my body? = a lot. i have all kinds of ridiculous accidents and battle wounds
:x: of things in my past that I regret? = i don't think any
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: pretty - no. but i'm damn sexy
:x: funny - people laugh at me
:x: hot - there aren't words to describe my level of hotness
:x: friendly - depends on what mood i'm in, which usually ain't friendly
:x: amusing - isn't that basically the same as funny
:x: ugly - hell no
:x: lovable - if a pessimistic smart-ass is lovable, then definitely
:x: caring - i care for my friends and family
:x: sweet - not really... but i'm honest!
:x: dorky - i have my moments.
FAVORITE:
5 letter word: booze
actor: sean penn
Candy: cherry tootsie roll suckers
Cartoon: batman mutha fucka
Cereal: honeycomb
Chewing gum: spearmint
Color(s): dark blue
Day of week: Saturdays
Least favorite day: tuesday
Flower: them yellow ones that grow in people's front yards, they're just so convenient
Jello flavor: that blue one is pretty good
jewelry: don't wear none
Special skills/talents: nothing
Summer/Winter: Winter
Trampolines or swimming pools: Trampoline. i hate chlorine
|| Person who last.. ||
Slept in your bed: me. i don't let people in my house
Saw you cry: uhh... yeah
Made you cry: my gramma
You went to the movies with: monica, saw ray. it's awesome
Yelled at you: mutha
Sent you an email: nobody sends me email
|| Have you ever.. ||
Said "I love you" and meant it?: yeah told my mom a couple minutes ago
Gone out in public in your pajamas: hell yeah
Kept a secret from everyone: yup
Cried during a movie: fox and the hound was some heavy shit. if ladder 49 don't get you teary eyed in one way or another, you have no soul
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: no, but damn, were they awesome or what
Planned your week based on the TV Guide: no
Been on stage: Yes
Been to New York: no, but i want to
Been to California: a few times
Hawaii: want to
china: fuck no and i don't plan on it
Canada: if they start the draft. you all know i am not military material
Europe: soon enough
Asia: see china
South America: no
Australia: No, there's another place I would like to go
Wished you were the opposite sex: no, between the periods and having to sit on public toilets, i'm damn glad to be a man
What time is it now?: 11:50pm
Apples or bananas?: bananas
Blue or red?: Blue
Walmart or target?: walmart, i fucking hate target, but i'm not sure why
Spring or Fall?: Spring
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: go read some book
What was the last meal you ate?: some free pizza
High school or college?: High School
Are you bored?: no, not really
Last noise you heard?: my mom going to bed
Last smell you sniffed?: some candle she was burnin when i walked n the house
Last time you went out of state/province?: hella long ago
|| Friendship/Love ||
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no
Do you want children one day & if so how many. 2-4 hope the woman is up for it
Most important thing to you in a friendship is: honesty and being there for you when you need them
|| Other Info ||
Criminal record?: not yet
Do you speak any other languages?: nope
Last book you read: the princess bride. actually pretty entertaining
Name some of your favorite things in your bedroom?: my picture of marylin monroe, james dean, and elvis
Things you dislike about yourself the most: i have a hard time trusting people
Worst feeling in the world: alone
Who you love: my friends and family
Who you miss: friends from way back when life was a lot more simple
|| You ||
Nickname(s): master of all sexiness, asshole
Initials: JRH
How old do you look?: old enough to be asked if i am supposed to be at my high school
How old do you act?: sometimes like a kid, other times i'm a beat up old man
Glasses/Contacts: nope
Braces: not for abot five years
Do you have any pets?: no
You get embarrassed: rarely
What makes you happy?: when good things happen to good people
What upsets you?: when good things happen to assholes who need a good punch in the face
|| Finish the sentence: ||
I Love to...hang out with friends
I Miss...the days when life was easy before the bullshit of growing up began.
I Wish...things were a little different
I Hope...the rest of high school is worth remembering
I'm Annoyed by...liars, cheaters, and thieves.
I Want to Be...the walrus
I Would Never...kick a handicapped person
I'd Rather...punch some other people a buncha times
I Am Tired of...feeling like i'm not good enough for things in the world
I Will Always be...the king of beer
|| Have you ever.. ||
Thought you were going to die: yeah
Wanted to Runaway: no, where the fuck would i go
Flunked a grade: no
Skipped a grade: no