CHICKS DIG THE ROUND TABLE HAT!
well as you may have noticed, the alcohol drought has come to an end, THANK GOD!!! so i went to this party last nite, but before we actually went, me and nelson decided to pick up some 40s. we were told that this one place doesnt card... man people are some fuckin liars. so we had to resort to the good old "shoulder-tapping." now, for those who may not know, shoulder-tapping is when you wait outside the store and ask people to buy said illegal substances.
so the first guy that pulls up looks pretty cool so ask him. this man looks at me like hes about to start swingin and asks me if im a cop. i remember my response quite clearly: "man im just a kid tryin to get drunk." it seems kinda funny now, but i was dead serious at the time. so we get the 40s and we're on our way.
the party was out by pinole valley and me and nelson were some of the first people there. but i figured why wait, so i just cracked open the first one and started drinkin. i was about halfway done when everyone started showin up. it was only supposed to be a few people i heard, but it turned out probly a good 20-30 folks i'll bet. i'm not real sure cuz after i killed my 40 i drank the other half of this one girl's, smoked two cigarettes and i was out. probly leaned against the wall for a good 20 minutes before i was ready to start minglin again. needless to say i cut myself off at that point, giving myself a good three hours to sober up before i had to go home. I WAS NOT DRUNK WHEN DRIVING BRENDA, I PROMISE!
pretty much a good night though, saw a lot of people i met about two months ago at this other party, and of course they remembered me cuz i'm so goddamn sexy. plus cousin josiah rolled through who i aint seen in hella long, so its all good.
thats it for now but we'll be back with more drunken tales soon... hopefully.
so the first guy that pulls up looks pretty cool so ask him. this man looks at me like hes about to start swingin and asks me if im a cop. i remember my response quite clearly: "man im just a kid tryin to get drunk." it seems kinda funny now, but i was dead serious at the time. so we get the 40s and we're on our way.
the party was out by pinole valley and me and nelson were some of the first people there. but i figured why wait, so i just cracked open the first one and started drinkin. i was about halfway done when everyone started showin up. it was only supposed to be a few people i heard, but it turned out probly a good 20-30 folks i'll bet. i'm not real sure cuz after i killed my 40 i drank the other half of this one girl's, smoked two cigarettes and i was out. probly leaned against the wall for a good 20 minutes before i was ready to start minglin again. needless to say i cut myself off at that point, giving myself a good three hours to sober up before i had to go home. I WAS NOT DRUNK WHEN DRIVING BRENDA, I PROMISE!
pretty much a good night though, saw a lot of people i met about two months ago at this other party, and of course they remembered me cuz i'm so goddamn sexy. plus cousin josiah rolled through who i aint seen in hella long, so its all good.
thats it for now but we'll be back with more drunken tales soon... hopefully.