If we REALLY needed to fill Jon's spot.....
I'm beginning to think this Danger Mouse motief is too bright and chipper Maybe I'll change it soon. Anyway, Jon is in the process of moving out and SOMEONE needs to take his place, i mean, this appartment will not just clean itself....
The following is a rough idea of what I want the new roomate we're going to have to get to fill out:
1. True/ ( Read more... )
1. True/False: Are you a 'talented' female? (If yes skip all other questions)
*Yes, I am a VERY talented female. (but I'll fill out the rest for you)
2.If you were to be awakened in the middle of the night by the sound of a dozen wild turkey's running rampant in your room you would react by:
*f. grab a baseball bat and start breaking heads
3.Do you smoke?
*butts? sorry buddy, that's a no no.
4.Do you mind if I smoke a Phillies Honey Blunt?
*As long as it isn't in my face
5.Do you like Sushi?
*Smoked salmon rolls
6. A dishwasher is used for:
*e. all of the above
7. True of False: meat is murder
*Sorry... then call me a murderer...gotta have meat to live!
8. True or False: You are wearing underwear right now
*Oddly enough, yes, I am wearing underwear
9. Are you religous?
*I have a roll away jesus action figure... but no.
10. Does the phrase "What the Christ?!?" offend you?
*I've said it before
11. Do you mind sharing an appartment with the Antichrist?
*As long as you aren't a gothed out freak or a hippy.. no prob
12. Please describe your likes/dislikes, favorite things to do, favorite bars/clubs, and anything else you think may give us a better idea of what you enjoy doing.
*Uhh... I enjoy drinking too much, not really a beer chick.. I consider myself to have a bit more class. Plus I like a higher proof! Can't go to the bars yet.. legally. Just kinda like another dude in a very female body
13. Coffee?
*Green Mountain coffee. Very good.
14. What would you rather see:
*b. A machine built soley to sodemize hippies (refer to question 11)
15. How often do you shower?
*Good question. I haven't showered since... monday.. but that's another story. Normally I shower once a day .. or when I start smelling funky.
16. Coke or Pepsi?
*Umm.. not a soda fan.
17. During the 90 trial you will be evaluated on various everyday living skills such as(but not limited to):
*a. cleanliness: I'm a clean person.. sometimes a bit crazy clean
*b. Having an alotted budget for sushi: I'm a poor college student
*c. Creative culinary skills, IE: can you beat Captain Pete's Surprise? I can beat any "surprise" food. I'm a great cook
*d. Halo playng skills: Can't say I've ever played. I kinda suck a video games
*e. Paintball skill: I have mad paintball skills. Anything that is a high powered rifle.. watch out cause I'm pretty bad ass with it.
18. If a train leaves Scranton at 9am and is traveling at 75 mph. How long will it take for said train to reach into my pants and caress my thigh?
*Three shots of rum, two shots of vodka, and a shot of tequila.
19. Do you sleep at night? If yes, then are you easily awakened by various noises(yelling, screaming, various animal noises)
*Occasionally unless I'm all hyped up. Yeah.. when I'm passed out I can sleep through a damn marching band.
20. What is the meaning of life?
*Uhh...get me a little bit wasted then I'll contemplate the meaning of life for ya.
21. After taking this quiz do you feel:
*c. fulfilled
*e.aroused(either sexually or otherwise)
Only if you live on a street surrounding campus, I hope this fulfills your need for a new roomie. Too bad I already have a single room to myself and a king sized bed. Muhahha.
~Jess
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