If we REALLY needed to fill Jon's spot.....

[danger___mouse]

I'm beginning to think this Danger Mouse motief is too bright and chipper  Maybe I'll change it soon.  Anyway, Jon is in the process of moving out and SOMEONE needs to take his place, i mean, this appartment will not just clean itself....

The following is a rough idea of what I want the new roomate we're going to have to get to fill out:

1.  True/

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Hilarity ensues

[aubie]

I'm not about to move in with you, Pedro (not that I wouldn't, just that I'm not in the right area or place in my life at the moment, I have to go out and find a kickass job and make some kinda life for myself at the moment) but the survey was just so hilarious I had to reply:

1) Sadly, false.
2) c or d, depending on whether i could actually catch any.
3) Tobacco? hells no. other substances? *ahem*. why no, pete, i would never do such a thing. ;-)
4) as long as you share :-)
5) who doesn't?
6) I'll go for e, except that dishwashers ere usually most often warm, so beer is probably not a good idea. Bodies would work, I suppose, but you might have to chop them up into little pieces first. doing dishes is acceptable only on on very rare occasions (like when they've begun to grow sentient life. ;-), and given d), you'd really have to wash the blood out first, but then, i suppose blood can be yummy.
7) False.
8) True (but that's all I'm wearing, big boy. ;-) )
9) Organized religion is the fucking Antichrist.
10) Why the Buddha would it?
11) I've always wanted to meet him. Fucking christians drive me nuts.
12) I'm up for anything as long as it gets me out of the fucking house, at this point. long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners....oh wait, wrong audience. video games, beer. and chicks.
13)Are you kidding? fuck yeah! and more dew than you could possibly conceive of. (yes, i'm sterile. ;-) )
14) a and c.
15) every other day (yes, that's right, i don't shower every day. deal.)
16) Jesus, neither. mountain dew, sprite, or orange.
17) a). I'm *clean* (mostly), but i'm *messy as hell* (yes, there is a difference)
b) I have lots of money. sushi is just one of the many things i would spend it on if i could get anywhere
c) probably not, but I can give captain pete a surprise he won't soon forget. ;-)
d) I have none. I don't even wish I did, but recognize that this would be an essential prerequisite of living with you, and would thus be willing to adapt (if i were actually going to move in with you, which I am not)
e) I make for great target practice - I don't move much. ;-) Seriously though who the Christ is going to answer this question with "I don't know what paintball is."?! Even the rock *I* live under isn't *that* heavy.
18) More time than it would take me to do it for you. ;-)
19) I'm on a 6:00am-2 or 3pm rhythm at the moment. I think that will dovetail nicely with your lifestyle habits.
20) 42
21) c and e.