I wonder where the Vatican Guard gets their training... Are they actually trained? Are they Pope-picked mercenaries? I'm not religious at all, but I think it'd be cool to guard a country and better yet Vatican City, besides, who's going to attack? I'd just sit back all day while on duty and download porn.
If I ever join the Vatican Guard I would so rally the troops and invade Rome, hell, no one would suspect the Vatican to have 'Manifest Destiny', especially with those uniforms.
First Rome....THEN THE WORLD!
.....he sorta gives off a Chuck Norris meets Killer Clowns from Outer Space kind of vibe....