Jan 23, 2005 02:25
once again in the neverending battle of good versus emo,
and no holds barred boredom comes the continuing saga
of full blown nonsense and debauchery not for those with
things to do i warn thee it will in fact rot your brain
so go watch tv i heard vh1 has a whole new slew of shows on that
make you want kick back and kill yourself.
otherwise break your backs and crack your oars kids i decided
last night under some cold bridge that 2005 has finally begun.
regis lied to you and cannot be forgiven so look for his impaled
head on my lawn soon. and like some ragtime new jersey guerilla war
away we go.but wait what happend to dan the last two months you might
not ask yourself. was i dead? imprisoned by my cousin tico?
did martelo finally right a record so rockin that people died just
listening to it? tomorrow or the day after that i'll do some
kinda 2004 hurt like my kidneys wrap up type o thing so all none of you
can find out. in the meantime january so far is kinda beginning to
kick into gear. people came back from college. me and paul went hunting
for ghosts and ghouls, and took up gambling, hey it's never too late.also many apologees to the other pirates of melrose that i was mysteriously missing in action, spring break is on the way and hopefully i'll make it up to yall. not much else there is a lamb of god (ho dang!)show on the way but the tickets seem to be aloof. beany's aunt is no contest the coolest of cats and has been supplying us with loads of fantabulous food and on occasion me with shelter.
The Bean and I have been hangin out lots and have been rockin the sonic lately too she is the sonic queen represent or something. but as all of you tone deaf folks have been wondering and as verbalized by montgomery shaw, when is the next martelo rockfest?
well a couple of weeks ago me and davey p. foley met up with our clove crankin, halo dominatin and all around swell dude dan busey. he has a knack for sound recordin so we placed upon him the title of producer, and if all goes like a plan, if i can defeat the evils of epooch, if chris can avoid the attempts on his life, and dave can wake up in time and garret can be in this dimension we are headed to the deepest deep depths of hull to record
a demo this saturday. you all have been warned run for the hills cause not this sunday not next week maybe not even the week after that but some time, oh yes there will be a cd that will be destroying eardrums and stereos for miles around. and then who knows cause we are still on our "we will play anywhere" policy. just give us a place to park and piss that's all. (myheadisbroke@yahoo.com)also hopefully i will be finishing my movie soon. comics? even sooner, so bother beany to get crackin cause she is in fact the best damn artist and adventurer ever. don't try to disagree cause
your tongue will fall out from the sheer blasphemy of the statement.
now i have to be at massart in a lil bit for a really awethum renaissance course!
but first if i have said nothing else of too much usefulness know that:
I LOVE BEANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!take that.
brought to you by the heaviest: mastodon, mushy ned, and lamb o god, pantera,
the heartfelt: kermit the frogger, weezer, with honor
the hero: bruce springsteen
the snow? brought to you by yat-"there's not even gonna be three inches of snow"-pay
look for his head next to regis'.