last one out of liberty city burn it to the ground (better than god? round 1)
ho dang tis been a bit since i've updated not that all three and half of you missed me but this is gonna be the freshmen year introspective and holy calamity it's summer time edition. and just make sure you won't be reading this and using your time elsewhere i'll be doing this update completely buck raving stark naked.
ok i was just kidding im wearing socks.
no sorry had to do that- you never what kind of crazyies might be reading this, but im wearing clothes. here on the eve of summer is where im at for full blown nonsense and debauchery. so my last weekend gave me plenty of time to contemplate some stoof. Thursday begin elsewhere for chris, a dammit janet and a dave - all of him all over - gone mad. thus beany and dan to the rescue for damage control with some most nifty cookies. hung out with the biggest ballers of them all- billy and casey who is right now a victim of our high quality health care, so send em your best, also look out for billy's oncoming record label. saturday me, madam bean and mistress muffy went to the bagly prom, which for yall is a social gathering of gay, straight, transgender,and hacky-sack playin folk to get down with them bad selves. Good times and a dude in a mariachi suit who liked them catears but threatened me.
(sorry el homey didn't mean to offend you or your senorita) then i meditated on my front porch until about 2, about what we'll get to later. sunday drove beany back to athol and saw oliver and company, whoa billy joel makes a badass pooch who would have figgered. than stayed and talked to jimi ( ie: hella crazy hooten-ho-down of a show comin up; stay tuned.)got some rest and got to relax which is a rare luxury these days. hung out with beany for the rest of the day. most rad times with a most cool cat. passed up sleep and did some more thinkin. finally bombed back to boston and here i am now in my tiny room preppin fer the hopefully most horatio-alger-ballistic-kung-fu-packed summer yet. more details on that later. so that was the weekend and next post will be the here's what yall gots to be afraid of this summer. you have been warned.
so here are the most memorable qoutes from this weekend and freshman year that kinda describe the year.: (note also i can't qoute that well so sorry if eff up.)
"ma'am there are no condoms in city hall"
"i like most of my friends"
"if you make popsicles in testubes would they be testicles?"
"cause i'm dan and don't know what the hell im doing... ever!"
-eh i'll fix this later way too frickin lazy to do a legit post so here it is for now. ok that was the worst ever lj update ever.
brought to you by some week old soda, the less than jacob, the system from auburn, fear factory, and some soilent geen.
ok i was just kidding im wearing socks.
no sorry had to do that- you never what kind of crazyies might be reading this, but im wearing clothes. here on the eve of summer is where im at for full blown nonsense and debauchery. so my last weekend gave me plenty of time to contemplate some stoof. Thursday begin elsewhere for chris, a dammit janet and a dave - all of him all over - gone mad. thus beany and dan to the rescue for damage control with some most nifty cookies. hung out with the biggest ballers of them all- billy and casey who is right now a victim of our high quality health care, so send em your best, also look out for billy's oncoming record label. saturday me, madam bean and mistress muffy went to the bagly prom, which for yall is a social gathering of gay, straight, transgender,and hacky-sack playin folk to get down with them bad selves. Good times and a dude in a mariachi suit who liked them catears but threatened me.
(sorry el homey didn't mean to offend you or your senorita) then i meditated on my front porch until about 2, about what we'll get to later. sunday drove beany back to athol and saw oliver and company, whoa billy joel makes a badass pooch who would have figgered. than stayed and talked to jimi ( ie: hella crazy hooten-ho-down of a show comin up; stay tuned.)got some rest and got to relax which is a rare luxury these days. hung out with beany for the rest of the day. most rad times with a most cool cat. passed up sleep and did some more thinkin. finally bombed back to boston and here i am now in my tiny room preppin fer the hopefully most horatio-alger-ballistic-kung-fu-packed summer yet. more details on that later. so that was the weekend and next post will be the here's what yall gots to be afraid of this summer. you have been warned.
so here are the most memorable qoutes from this weekend and freshman year that kinda describe the year.: (note also i can't qoute that well so sorry if eff up.)
"ma'am there are no condoms in city hall"
"i like most of my friends"
"if you make popsicles in testubes would they be testicles?"
"cause i'm dan and don't know what the hell im doing... ever!"
-eh i'll fix this later way too frickin lazy to do a legit post so here it is for now. ok that was the worst ever lj update ever.
brought to you by some week old soda, the less than jacob, the system from auburn, fear factory, and some soilent geen.