Just to clarify.

[danfriend]

It's often been said that nice guys finish last. While it may seem like that to most, it's just simply not the case. I've compiled a list for my own amusement (as well as yours) ranking the ability of certain people to "win" the opposite sex (first being most likely, last being least likely).

1) Pretty people

2) Assholes

3) Really really fugly people

4) Plain ugly people

5) Convicts

6) NICE GUYS

7) Pedophiles

8) Pretty botards (the mentally deficient)

9) Ugly botards (the mentally deficient)

10) Fugly botards (the mentally deficient)

See? So nice guys really don't have it that bad.