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[danesaxed]

[Nation-tans and people alike will notice a unusually somber Denmark sitting on his front porch, and next to him is a very tall mountain of alcohol of the Scandinavian variety well, as close as the town can get. With another loud sigh, he tosses the can somewhere in the vague direction of the trash can and opens another]...What is it with this

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An attempt at family bonding?

[brat_inadress]

[Oh no. Sorry to dampen your already horribly depressed mood, but guess who is now leaning out of the window just to make your life a bit more miserable.]

What are you doing out here? Trying to kill yourself with alcohol because you're not good looking at all?

[Ooc; 8D;; Sorry for all the edits.]

Through misery--YES.

[danesaxed]

[ooc: pfft it's cool...and now I have to edit...]

[Puts down his can for a brief minute to sigh at you almost like a fellow teenager]

This dear son, is what happens when daddy forgets to check in on his mistress from time to time...

[goes back to his drink, please note he's almost pouting]

And what have what we said about the 'differences' in the concept of beauty?

It's so the best kind of family bonding ever~

[brat_inadress]

[He steps out of the somewhat wide window like a normal person to go sit next to you.]

You mean the redhead french freak? I also forgot about your lecturing already~ ... But...

[Aoi takes the bottle of alcohol out of your hands, regardless if you were trying to drink it at that moment or not, and chucks it off the porch.]

You're going to end up dying if you keep chugging that stuff down.

Right up there with cross-dressing :D (1/2)

[danesaxed]

[See bottle fly, see it fall]

You know, you're hurting your father in so many ways...

[goes back to the awaiting alcohol mountain, and takes another with a snicker]

Dying...that's funny. You're a pretty amusing kid when you want to be.

[danesaxed]

[pops open the top and then stops halfway]

Wait, you're not talking about the mini-missus inside are you?

[just stares at you for a few more minutes]

I...I don't even think that's legal. This special place withstanding anyways... besides, my 'mistress' was a male.

Cute one too.

1/2

[brat_inadress]

Of course I'm talking about Mitsuru you gay freak.

[D'aww. That statement about hurting his father triggered the soft side of this little brat.]

...It doesn't really matter, my father didn't like me anyway.

2/2

[brat_inadress]

How is dying amusing!? Unlike you, some of us don't live for centuries!

1/2

[danesaxed]

[sniffs back with a pout]

Well that's not nice, I don't call you a transexual freak...and don't talk about the mini-missus that way, she's your 'mom'...kinda.

[raises a brow]

...Well, how do you know you're father didn't like you?

I like you plenty, I'm sure he did too...

2/2

[danesaxed]

[shrugs]

I know, I know but...I haven't had someone concerned about me dying in a longggg time.

1/4

[brat_inadress]

Exactly, kinda. She's not really my mom... But I do show her a lot more respect than I do you.

And I'm not concerned about you.

[HE'S LYING. He cares if his 'dad' dies or not.]

2/4

[brat_inadress]

He's just always trying to crush my dreams. He never cared for me and my goals. I will make the old man approve me one day.

3/4

[brat_inadress]

You care?

4/4

[brat_inadress]

Since when did you care!? All you're doing is sitting out here and chugging down alcohol.

1/2

[danesaxed]

[Frowns right back]

Just because I'm moping doesn't mean I care.

If I didn't care, I wouldn't be here.

[He really doesn't mean it to come out that way, but it doesn't occur to him later]

2/2

[danesaxed]

...You never know, he could approve of you already, just not saying much about it.

Those kinds of people.

[sighs]

Why was it that surprising that I care?

1/2

[brat_inadress]

You even sound like a drunkard...

He just doesn't. He sends me to a bunch of places in hopes that I'd be "manlier." He even kicked me out of the house when he found out about my internet status. I just don't get the old man.