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Jun 03, 2004 12:52

Dear Obnoxious Neighbor Child Who Keeps Ringing My Cellphone:

No, I don't want you to come over and play today. The fact that I'm not answering the phone is supposed to be a clue.

-=Dandy

Ugh. My house has been busier than Courtney Love's parole office this week and most of the time I don't mind it, but this particular neighbor (you remember the one: letch husband, nasally-whiny daughter who grifts things from our house) likes to drop her kid off here on the pretense of playing, then she and the letch husband run off to Indianapolis to shop or do something similarly ridiculous until 7 p.m. and I'm stuck having the kid "play over" for 6 hours, then feeding her dinner. I've fed enough strange children dinner this week, thanks.

Damn. I'm the grouchy old neighbor lady already and it's only June. It's gonna be a long summer.
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