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I have a lovely bunch of coconuts. (hoorah!)
There they are standing in a row. (Since when are my coconuts detachable?)
Big ones (with the help of a wonderbra), small ones (my normal size), some the size of my head (whoa! porn star!)
....
I am a single (fe)male in search of a man who loooooooooooooooooves to work hard....
...if you know what I mean. I'm also in search of a man with an incredibly big...
heart. What the hell were you thinking?
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