My tweets
- Thu, 05:49: I've become a whole $30 richer this week. Well on my way to becoming a millionaire obviously.
- Thu, 05:51: No health, vision or dental insurance since Nov. 2019? No problem! This is America, FUCK YEAH! #FML
- Thu, 06:02: I haven't had a haircut in two years and eight months because of my laziness and the plague and all I can afford is Great Clips anyway. Whatever, nobody cares. In conclusion my hair is a broken, split ended mess. https://t.co/JImIvtLp3F