Application to be my Valentine
If interested in the position, please fill out the following survey in the form of a reply to this post.
Name:
Email:
AIM Screenname:
Age:
Occupation:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Height:
Dating Status:
Favorite movie:
Favorite music:
Please choose one answer for each of the following questions:
1. Can you cook?
a.I'm a master chef.
b.I can cook without supervision.
c.I can operate a microwave.
d.I can make reservations.
2. Political preference? (Note: these answers might confuse you unless you've seen "This Land is Your Land"- if you haven't, just pick the best one)
a. Right-wing nutjob
b. Liberal weiner
c. Somewhere in between
d. Anarchist
3. Complete this sentence: Women belong...
a. in the kitchen
b. wherever they want to be
c. wherever they want to be
d. wherever they want to be
4. You are running late. How long do you wait to call and tell me?
a. I'd call if there were a possibility I might be late.
b. I'd call at the time I was supposed to be there.
c. I'd call when I was five minutes late.
d. I'd call when I was fifteen minutes late.
5. Which of the following pet names would you use?
a. baby
b. sweetheart
c. pookie
d. boo
e. none of the above
f. none of the above- here is the one I use:
6. Do you dance?
a. I'm a dancin' fool.
b. I can try.
c. Only if it's a slow song.
d. It's better for everyone if I don't.
7. Facial hair?
a. None
b. Goatee
c. Moustache
d. Beard
e. Soul patch/flavor saver/ whatever you want to call it
f. Other (please describe)
8. Choose any and all of the following words that describe you:
a. Outgoing
b. Shy
c. Honest
d. Quiet
e. Loud
f. Fun
g. Organized
h. Neat
i. Messy
j. Macho
k. Goofy
l. Insecure
m. Confident
n. Considerate
o. Humorous
p. Optimistic
q. Pessimistic
r. Religious
And finally, a short answer- Describe your perfect date:
Thank you for your application. All applications will be carefully considered :)
Name:
Email:
AIM Screenname:
Age:
Occupation:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Height:
Dating Status:
Favorite movie:
Favorite music:
Please choose one answer for each of the following questions:
1. Can you cook?
a.I'm a master chef.
b.I can cook without supervision.
c.I can operate a microwave.
d.I can make reservations.
2. Political preference? (Note: these answers might confuse you unless you've seen "This Land is Your Land"- if you haven't, just pick the best one)
a. Right-wing nutjob
b. Liberal weiner
c. Somewhere in between
d. Anarchist
3. Complete this sentence: Women belong...
a. in the kitchen
b. wherever they want to be
c. wherever they want to be
d. wherever they want to be
4. You are running late. How long do you wait to call and tell me?
a. I'd call if there were a possibility I might be late.
b. I'd call at the time I was supposed to be there.
c. I'd call when I was five minutes late.
d. I'd call when I was fifteen minutes late.
5. Which of the following pet names would you use?
a. baby
b. sweetheart
c. pookie
d. boo
e. none of the above
f. none of the above- here is the one I use:
6. Do you dance?
a. I'm a dancin' fool.
b. I can try.
c. Only if it's a slow song.
d. It's better for everyone if I don't.
7. Facial hair?
a. None
b. Goatee
c. Moustache
d. Beard
e. Soul patch/flavor saver/ whatever you want to call it
f. Other (please describe)
8. Choose any and all of the following words that describe you:
a. Outgoing
b. Shy
c. Honest
d. Quiet
e. Loud
f. Fun
g. Organized
h. Neat
i. Messy
j. Macho
k. Goofy
l. Insecure
m. Confident
n. Considerate
o. Humorous
p. Optimistic
q. Pessimistic
r. Religious
And finally, a short answer- Describe your perfect date:
Thank you for your application. All applications will be carefully considered :)