quotes
Brad: You know, they say Odysseus was clever, but think about it - Dude, you were lost in the mediterranean for SEVEN YEARS. It takes like three days to sail from one end to the other and you got lost in there for seven years?
Me: No one is sexy all the time.
Brad: Not even Johnny Depp?
Me: Even Johnny Depp has to take a massive dump sometimes. No one is sexy when they're taking a dump. No one.
Me: No one is sexy all the time.
Brad: Not even Johnny Depp?
Me: Even Johnny Depp has to take a massive dump sometimes. No one is sexy when they're taking a dump. No one.