hahahahahahha and his name was gunther
"Why hello there."
Uh, hi.
Funky Joker (yes from Batman) face, stands up, turns his body just slightly so his face is hidden, sticks out his hand, which I grab to shake.
"Hi! I'm Gunther."
Gunther eh? ::laughing:: You're definitely my first Gunther.
"Am I? Well, hopefully I'll be your first and you last..."
Natasha.
"Natasha...Natasha...how long have you been here?"
I'm a senior.
"A senior?? I'm--well, I'm a sophomore and my only regret is that I've gone an entire year without knowing you. So why don't we continue this conversation assuming we have known each other."
Sure, whatever works for you. So, how've you been?
"Oh, good. So how's your boyfriend doing?"
Nonexistent.
"Right. See. That was my funny joke because--"
Because you would've known that.
"Right."
What's your major?
"Business. Yours?"
::Laughing harder:: English.
"What are you planning on doing with that?"
Law school hopefully.
"Where are you going to go? Because you know, you could move down to Argentina with me. I mean, I would drop out of school for you and move there with you."
::Dying of laughing:: Really? And what is in Argentina? Is that where you're from?
"Well, actually my dad lives there."
Right, well if you were willing to buy me a ticket down there...
"Well, I wouldn't be able to buy you a ticket but my dad would. He's rich. I'm not."
So really your dad would be my sugar daddy.
"Well, ya but I'd hope there would still be some sugar coming my way."
::Laughing and he gets taken back to speak with a counselor::
::He returns to leave::
"I don't want to leave you just yet."
Well, you could stay here and sit in Financial Aid but I'm sure you have something better to do.
"No. No I don't. I don't do anything. I think the only thing I do for myself is breathe."
And you're proud of that...quality.
"Right so--at least we'll have Argentina and be happily married."
::Outburst in laughing:: We're getting married now?
"Well ya! Just before we leave for Argentina. That will be our honeymoon. You're going to marry me."
Sure. That'd be sweet. I'll see you in December.
With this, he walks out the door and I just sit there cracking up.
Maybe that was the prophecized marriage proposal and there was nothing to worry about ever.
I'm still cracking up about it. That kid was such a freak.
Uh, hi.
Funky Joker (yes from Batman) face, stands up, turns his body just slightly so his face is hidden, sticks out his hand, which I grab to shake.
"Hi! I'm Gunther."
Gunther eh? ::laughing:: You're definitely my first Gunther.
"Am I? Well, hopefully I'll be your first and you last..."
Natasha.
"Natasha...Natasha...how long have you been here?"
I'm a senior.
"A senior?? I'm--well, I'm a sophomore and my only regret is that I've gone an entire year without knowing you. So why don't we continue this conversation assuming we have known each other."
Sure, whatever works for you. So, how've you been?
"Oh, good. So how's your boyfriend doing?"
Nonexistent.
"Right. See. That was my funny joke because--"
Because you would've known that.
"Right."
What's your major?
"Business. Yours?"
::Laughing harder:: English.
"What are you planning on doing with that?"
Law school hopefully.
"Where are you going to go? Because you know, you could move down to Argentina with me. I mean, I would drop out of school for you and move there with you."
::Dying of laughing:: Really? And what is in Argentina? Is that where you're from?
"Well, actually my dad lives there."
Right, well if you were willing to buy me a ticket down there...
"Well, I wouldn't be able to buy you a ticket but my dad would. He's rich. I'm not."
So really your dad would be my sugar daddy.
"Well, ya but I'd hope there would still be some sugar coming my way."
::Laughing and he gets taken back to speak with a counselor::
::He returns to leave::
"I don't want to leave you just yet."
Well, you could stay here and sit in Financial Aid but I'm sure you have something better to do.
"No. No I don't. I don't do anything. I think the only thing I do for myself is breathe."
And you're proud of that...quality.
"Right so--at least we'll have Argentina and be happily married."
::Outburst in laughing:: We're getting married now?
"Well ya! Just before we leave for Argentina. That will be our honeymoon. You're going to marry me."
Sure. That'd be sweet. I'll see you in December.
With this, he walks out the door and I just sit there cracking up.
Maybe that was the prophecized marriage proposal and there was nothing to worry about ever.
I'm still cracking up about it. That kid was such a freak.