Cordell's Life
...in terms of trophies. This is the list I made for him in hopes of accomplishing at least half of them. Yes they aren't very high goals but you haven't met Cordell have you...that's why the first goal is so big. lmao
BTW, Cordell always wears these stupid ass jean shorts and sandals even though he has troll feet. Also he has 3 toys from his childhood, Mr bunny, Mr ducky and Domo. He wants to lose weight to take his shirt off for a pool party that doesn't exist and he snacks every time he exercises. Coxy is a black dude. Just to clear that up.
Gold
Seen by 20 girls his whole summer
Beats 5 games
loses 15 pounds
Get laid
throws out his fucking sandals and half his wardrobe
works out 7 days consecutively
is funny like back in gr 10
drives dan to the zoo
going to japan
calls a girl asks for date
skydive
goes bowling in montreal
throws out mr bunny
does something spontaneous
smashes his ps3 cold
gets into a fight with chris
goes on date with stranger
writes a volume of manga or something
Silver
beats 10 games
loses 10 pounds
Gets kissed
doesn't wear jeanshorts for an entire week
works out every day with breaks
is funny like in gr 11
drives dan to wild wing
goes to downtown toronto without his mom
calls girl
swimdive
goes bowling
throws out domo
does something irrelevant
sells his ps3
gets into a fight with Dan
becomes acquanted with stranger
writes one chapter detailed about anything
Bronze
beats 20 games
loses 5 pounds
has relationship
dresses properly once
works out and doesn't snack after
is funny like in gr 12
drives ANYWHERE alone
going out of his house without his mom
calls richard
dives out of bed
goes bowling
throws out Mr. Ducky
does something new
has ps3 stolen by nigger
gets into a fight with Andrew
has a one minute convo with stranger
writes one page about anything
Failure
Gains weight
Beats more than 25 girls or games
stays cordell and a virgin and a failure thus making this all irrelevant
if he only wears stupid fucking jean shorts and sandals the entire summer
works out 'every other day' and snack attacks
is funny like now [not so funny fatboi :'( ]
fails G1 test after...AFTER SPENDING 1000 DOLLARS
goes everywhere with mommy FATBOI
one wall stays pur'red'ple in condo
never hangs up pictures
calls mommy
does into his snacks :(
goes bowling with snacks and mommy :(
throws out his dick into snacks :(
does coxy :(
ps3 steals his soul D:
gets into a fight with his mommy about stolen snacks :'(
takes candy from stranger
writes what food he wants for dinner on a whiteboard
BTW, Cordell always wears these stupid ass jean shorts and sandals even though he has troll feet. Also he has 3 toys from his childhood, Mr bunny, Mr ducky and Domo. He wants to lose weight to take his shirt off for a pool party that doesn't exist and he snacks every time he exercises. Coxy is a black dude. Just to clear that up.
Gold
Seen by 20 girls his whole summer
Beats 5 games
loses 15 pounds
Get laid
throws out his fucking sandals and half his wardrobe
works out 7 days consecutively
is funny like back in gr 10
drives dan to the zoo
going to japan
calls a girl asks for date
skydive
goes bowling in montreal
throws out mr bunny
does something spontaneous
smashes his ps3 cold
gets into a fight with chris
goes on date with stranger
writes a volume of manga or something
Silver
beats 10 games
loses 10 pounds
Gets kissed
doesn't wear jeanshorts for an entire week
works out every day with breaks
is funny like in gr 11
drives dan to wild wing
goes to downtown toronto without his mom
calls girl
swimdive
goes bowling
throws out domo
does something irrelevant
sells his ps3
gets into a fight with Dan
becomes acquanted with stranger
writes one chapter detailed about anything
Bronze
beats 20 games
loses 5 pounds
has relationship
dresses properly once
works out and doesn't snack after
is funny like in gr 12
drives ANYWHERE alone
going out of his house without his mom
calls richard
dives out of bed
goes bowling
throws out Mr. Ducky
does something new
has ps3 stolen by nigger
gets into a fight with Andrew
has a one minute convo with stranger
writes one page about anything
Failure
Gains weight
Beats more than 25 girls or games
stays cordell and a virgin and a failure thus making this all irrelevant
if he only wears stupid fucking jean shorts and sandals the entire summer
works out 'every other day' and snack attacks
is funny like now [not so funny fatboi :'( ]
fails G1 test after...AFTER SPENDING 1000 DOLLARS
goes everywhere with mommy FATBOI
one wall stays pur'red'ple in condo
never hangs up pictures
calls mommy
does into his snacks :(
goes bowling with snacks and mommy :(
throws out his dick into snacks :(
does coxy :(
ps3 steals his soul D:
gets into a fight with his mommy about stolen snacks :'(
takes candy from stranger
writes what food he wants for dinner on a whiteboard