Merry Christmas From My Anus
I pooped green.
Now, I know that this topic hardly seems appropriate for a public forum such as this one, LiveJournal. But I assure the reader that if it had not had such a profound effect on me, I certainly would not waste my time documenting an astonishing feat. And of all things, I most definitely do not endorse the writing of such crude behavior to anyone of the Live Journal Community.
Who Knew?
Who Knew that My anus could create such a hue. It was not a typical green most junk-food-eating Americans have grown so familiar with (usually a dark-green). Rather it was a lighter duck green color with a sharp hint of a dull yellow mixed along the sides to give it an illuminous glow.
I literally stood over the toliet gazing in awe at this art that once dwelt in my intestines.
So many questions remain unanswered. I'm either thinking it was a lack of healthy foods or too much healthy greens. But whatever the case may be, it sure is a festive Christmas green color.
Now, I know that this topic hardly seems appropriate for a public forum such as this one, LiveJournal. But I assure the reader that if it had not had such a profound effect on me, I certainly would not waste my time documenting an astonishing feat. And of all things, I most definitely do not endorse the writing of such crude behavior to anyone of the Live Journal Community.
Who Knew?
Who Knew that My anus could create such a hue. It was not a typical green most junk-food-eating Americans have grown so familiar with (usually a dark-green). Rather it was a lighter duck green color with a sharp hint of a dull yellow mixed along the sides to give it an illuminous glow.
I literally stood over the toliet gazing in awe at this art that once dwelt in my intestines.
So many questions remain unanswered. I'm either thinking it was a lack of healthy foods or too much healthy greens. But whatever the case may be, it sure is a festive Christmas green color.