my stepmom and dad now both have vulvas!
Here's the preface to my journal entry. Kate is my stepmother and just so happens to be the spawn of satan spreading evil into all the souls of those around here paralyzing the kind people in her life and destroying peace & happiness. i never sinned until the day i met kate.
Journal entry beginning now!
kate has a new car. my dad bought her a new Volvo SUV to add to their collection of volvos. it's actually called a Volvo XC90 but not to worry because it's still a Volvo SUV. I couln't imagine a more fitting car for my dad since he is an actual vulva.
it's comforting to know that pricing starts at $35,640. it's kinda like my college education on wheels! hooray! can anyone elses college education hold 93.5 cubic feet of cargo? oh word, i must be the only one.
but in all honesty i am so happy for kate because she needed this SUV. it is so practical for her stay-at-home lifestyle. i am sure she'll find that the Roll Stability Control option complete with the gyroscopic sensor will be of use to her with all the extreme off road driving that she just cannot seem to get enough of. oh word and you gots dem 18 motha fuckin inch atlantis chrome wheels. oh shit son- all da tennis ladies at the country club is gonna go buck wild?!
maybe i am being too hard. perhaps they are planning on selling the house and living in the SUV so that my dad can pay back my mom for all the money he failed to give her when she raised us alone. they certainly woud be comfortable in the SUV. there's seating for about eight and Dual Screen Rear Seat Entertainment System should keep everyone happy.
wow, that is so admirable of my stepmom and dad. for a second i thought they just needed two volvos in their family and that they didn't care about how detrimental their SUV will be on the enviroment. nice!
Journal entry beginning now!
kate has a new car. my dad bought her a new Volvo SUV to add to their collection of volvos. it's actually called a Volvo XC90 but not to worry because it's still a Volvo SUV. I couln't imagine a more fitting car for my dad since he is an actual vulva.
it's comforting to know that pricing starts at $35,640. it's kinda like my college education on wheels! hooray! can anyone elses college education hold 93.5 cubic feet of cargo? oh word, i must be the only one.
but in all honesty i am so happy for kate because she needed this SUV. it is so practical for her stay-at-home lifestyle. i am sure she'll find that the Roll Stability Control option complete with the gyroscopic sensor will be of use to her with all the extreme off road driving that she just cannot seem to get enough of. oh word and you gots dem 18 motha fuckin inch atlantis chrome wheels. oh shit son- all da tennis ladies at the country club is gonna go buck wild?!
maybe i am being too hard. perhaps they are planning on selling the house and living in the SUV so that my dad can pay back my mom for all the money he failed to give her when she raised us alone. they certainly woud be comfortable in the SUV. there's seating for about eight and Dual Screen Rear Seat Entertainment System should keep everyone happy.
wow, that is so admirable of my stepmom and dad. for a second i thought they just needed two volvos in their family and that they didn't care about how detrimental their SUV will be on the enviroment. nice!