Here are some quotes for you to muse over/laugh over/ignore completely.
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Life's not all bad. Look into somebody's eyes, you'll see that they're a person just like you, they also have good and bad feelings, hopes and dreams.
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
The entire world's a stage; I didn't get cast!
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay
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