lookin down the barrel of a gun, son of a fun, son of a bitch

Feb 12, 2005 14:11

lol well last night was fun. hung out with amanda, ryan, jon, lauren and marissa. marissa felt the need to burn all of her x's stuff, so we go to the heavily populated end of amanda's street and well burn it.. with shitty cologne for fuel- between the lincoln and the bobcat. i was so ready for the wind to blow it into the bobcat and just blow up montvale. ready for it.. i was praying. lol so we're standing there watching it, and in total slow-mo we look up, see a cop car turning into the street, ryan goes "ooh shittt it's the copsss" we turn, sprint into the woods, we hear the cop car just gun it to the end of the road (funny as hell) get to ryan's house and act like we've been in the basement all night watching the simpsons and playing air hockey. you know, probably the most illegal thing about the whole enterprise was running away like a bunch of shitheads when we saw the cop. good times.

and yes amanda, there's no denying it, we're fucking insane.
we spend all night being assholes to eachother
-good night
-yeah good night, that was funny, man. *long awkward silence* okayy
-*quiet* DAMMIT BECCA I CAN'T BE MAD AT YOU
-lol, why were you mad at me?
-because you were being an asshole all night
-well i was being an asshole cause you were being an asshole
-I WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE CAUSE YOU WERE BEING AN ASSHOLE

fuck that shit. it works for us, and it is a VERY good thing that we didn't call the cops on that party just to be assholes. lol we're standing around the fire outside of the house that the party's in.. Hey officer, they're right in there. =)
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