shoes
oh fake vintage shoes, how do i love thee.
i love you when you are black and grey because i can wear you with everything.
i love you when you are an odd shade of green, because then you are on sale.
i love you when you have buttons, because they make you so cute.
i love you when you are famous, so the ladies in the shop tell me (you will be worn by angelina jolie in an upcoming movie, but i had you first).
i love that i can dance in you and not worry about breaking you.
i love you so much, that i display you in my dining roon--i can't bear to closet you.
