Dec 09, 2004 23:34
why is everyone such a freak.
so i really thought it was me all this time. now i realize its all of you.
everyone who has ever called me weird, i forgive you, i now know this was derived from your own personality disorders.
also i was getting really cocky at work today. i decided... im sick of being the gimpy one here, what with my lack of knowledge concerning drink preparation, and i shoved the barrista out of my way and started making drinks. yeah i messed up a few orders but no one could tell, with a bit of refinement success will be mine.
I was whirling about the back bar when suddenly I heard from afar, a customer ordering a slice of cheesecake. I skidded to the food display so I could hand over the piece before anyone even had to ask me. However in my haste i managed to slam a very heavy sliding window on my thumb nail at a speed which is undertermined but one that defiantely creates the potential for injury. My thumb started to twitch and blood rose up on the left side under the skin, following the nail in a tube like shape and broke the surface at the top, rather similar to a thermometer exploding.
Invasion's so succexy!
**(damn, it really is mediocrity, not mediocrisy.)