Ahh! Ol' Davey's back to his mischief again! What an unpleasant turn of events. But, you see, I didn't come strolling on in here without a plan. You know, Davey hangs out at the local arcade every Saturday night, mindlessing indulging himself in such games as "Mortal Kombat 2" and "King of Fighters '96". At about 7:35 pm he goes for a cigarette break in the bathroom; this is where we come in. We'll rush in the boys bathroom, kick his stall open, and give 'em the ol' whomping! I'll get him in a Figure 6 Royal Wristlock(rumored to be invented by Bruce Lee, but little evidence supports this) while you give him about 4 punches to the abdomen. He'll be a little hurt, of course, so finishing him off with a Dragon Kick(first seen in "Double Dragon" for the NES gaming console) wouldn't be a bad idea. If my calculations are right, dave should have a lit cigarette dangling from his mouth while he's unconcious on the floor. We grab the cigarette, take a drag all cool-like, and walk out casually heading towards the Metal Slug arcade game and blow a few quarters while the nicotine eases our tension.
Well, that's what *I* think you should do, but whatever...
Maybe I shouldn't have posted the above since you take this pretty seriously. I'm just fucking around.
But yeah I don't really know you that well nor do I even know who this David is. So... Yeah. I'll refrain myself from posting nonsense, at least about something serious.
Well, that's what *I* think you should do, but whatever...
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But yeah I don't really know you that well nor do I even know who this David is. So... Yeah. I'll refrain myself from posting nonsense, at least about something serious.
Ok bye Bob.
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