May 29, 2004 11:27
darn it i thought the whole copy and paste the link thing would work and it didnt ahhhhh well if u would like to see the 43 things guys must kno about grlz here it is!
43 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3.< Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12 Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend - a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. 18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it and even gently kiss it for them without being asked
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. If you're the type to forget anniversaries, get out right now
28. Don't marinade the cologne.
29. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
30. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
31. Let her talk and hang out with other guys. Give her space, freedom, choice
32. Be the most wonderful and sweet guy that you could be; she'll notice
33. Invite her to your house, tell your parents good things about her, brag about her to your friends; it'll make her feel good
34. It's always okay to break rules only on some occasions; be sure to take risks; call her in the middle of the night, walk to her house in the rain to comfort her from the thunder, but at the same time, respect her parents
35. Send her flowers every once in a while… she will appreciate it
36. Never tell her she's fat.
37. Surprise her when you get the chance. There isn't a girl in the world who doesn't like surprises.
38. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
39. Cherish her, respect her, embrace her, love her. Don't hide any of your feelings; say what you w ant to say, do what you wanna do; give her the chance to adapt to the new habits and give her some room and respect. If you put in an effort to do everything for the better of her, she'll notice
40. If she tells you that you did something wrong, you must have done something wrong. If you were going out for a long time, that means she really does have feelings for you and that means she wouldn't do anything to hurt you. Telling you that you did something wrong or that she doesn't want you to do some things are out of love and care.
41. Accept her flaws.
42. Notice that all of her missings are replaced with much more beautiful aspects.
43. Love her for who she is