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Sep 07, 2005 21:01

Hey yall i stole this from LL but she still loves me cause i know her anyway i want yall to comment on this cause i think it is super cute and very true

-DON’T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, SHE WILL FIND OUT and you will be mud

-Beware of every single male relative and all guy-friends. Any of them would kick your booty at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the hat.

-Never miss an opportunity to tell her she’s beautiful.

-don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends...unless she doesn't like that kinda stuff...

-If she slaps you hard, you deserved it.

-Don’t be afraid to touch her if you want to...this one also depends on the person and the place u touch her...if shes going out with you in the first place its because she likes being in your arms

-Not all of them eat like birds... a lot of them eat like whales ((i like this one alot!! haha!!))

-Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half the time, everyone will know about it.

-Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

-Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts and a really pretty ring. Even if its not a serious relationship. ((ok maybe not a ring but...the stuffed animal n sweatshirt is pretty good!))

-Make sure she gets home safely anytime can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to make sure she’s home safely.

-If a guy is bothering her, it's your right to beat the crap out of him((or at least threaten to...))

-If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

-Never ever slap her even if its in a joking way, even if she swats you first

-Go to a chick flick every once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went

-Be Prince Charming to her friends, Mr. Polite to her parents, and make sure to be nice to her animals((her animals? who came up with that? o well! do it anyway!))

-If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d BETTER introduce her as your girlfriend.

-Don’t stress where you go for every date… She only really wants to be with you.

-If she complains that something hurts, rub it for her without being asked.((depending on where it is...))

-Memorize her b'day. Forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life. ((unless she's forgiving which most girls are but they would be pretty mad also depending on how long u've beem datin pr w/e))

-Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good. ((u should smell VERY good!))

-Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday, Christmas, or Valentines Day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it does have to be meaningful. ((i really like this one!!!))

umm that is all and that will be my entry for the day so just be happy that i did one
Love in Christ
Mary Katherine
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