Jan 22, 2014 19:41
Dear flatmate,
It warms the cockles of my dark, little heart that you can flush the toilet. Truly, it makes me so happy to know that you made it past the housetraining stage of your youth.
Sincerely,
Me
Unfortunately, I only wish I could say this to the flatmate that never flushes the toilet ever. I wish I could have words with his parents.
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