Conclusion to the day:

Apr 07, 2012 18:34

My sister is an idiot. Ugh.

Last night, my mom and I made lemon squares. While we were making them, I told her that you couldn't break a raw egg if you squeezed it in your palm barehanded. Tonight, during dinner, she asked me why that was. My little sister, not being there yesterday, decided that she was going to try.

She was hesitant; didn't want to get it on her clothes or have to clean it up if it broke, so I told her to do it over the sink. She was still hesitant, so, as a joke, I said she could imagine it as being over my head. So, I go back to eating. The next thing I know, she actually cracked the freaking egg over my head.

Apparently she doesn't understand that when someone says "barehanded", they do not mean with two rings on.

And when I say "imagine", it does not mean "actually crack it over my head, idiot sister of mine."

Someone needs to go back to preschool.

So. Three showers in one day? My skin is so dry, I'm going to have to bathe in moisturizer.

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