Okay. Officially...there are no patterns for pants, that are in my size...that are worth bothering with. I know I have a weird shape but seriously...this is ridiculous. I had to alter these pants so much just to look vaguely normal and not like Grandma's Slacks that now they just look insane.
I'm going to have to start over from scratch. There's no point in it but that frustrates me to no end. The legs were looking great and the fabric pattern matched up perfectly but the whole waist area just looks floppy and gross. GRAH. Luckily I have a shit ton of coupons for JoAnns so I can get more fabric and a new zipper.
Its just weird. There HAS to be more girls now a days that are sewing due to cosplay and you would THINK that since the patterns are SUPPOSED to follow style trends that lower waisted jeans/pants patterns would be a BIT MORE COMMON.
Why are the hems always up to my god damned tits?
EDIT:
LoL FOUND ONE!!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/15883494/new-vogue-pattern-8202-pants-jeans-capri Also rummaging in my fabric boxes I found a SHIT TON of Black Felt that I can make
![](http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16500000/halloween-Prussia-hetalia-16599783-300-413.jpg)
this 8D