Snape Actually? What the crap!
Okay, so I couldn't for the life of me remember Mama Snape's name =x
I kept thinking "Emma? Irma? Irma Prince? NO THATS THE LIBRARIAN, DAMMIT"
so where do I go? The lexicon, of course.
And of course I got distracted.
First off I was highly annoyed that in their "Snape is evil" list of things....they list the most mundane crap. They list things that shape his personality, NOT things that proove he's wicked or evil. Oh there's pleanty of things you COULD use. But using "He's mean to Harry and Neville" as why he's loyal to Voldemort?!
For FOUR YEARS he thought Voldemort was dead(or so he claims whether or not he's evil or good) so why would he bother being mean to ANY student if his wicked boss is dead!?
Because he's a jerk!!
JKR says it MANY TIMES! Snape is just...a big ol' asshole! He's mean, he's rude, he's filthy, he's ugly, he's probably a racist, he hates Lupin, he hates James, he hates Sirius, and he probably hates you too. I KNOW he would hate me.
He's full of raging hot nerdrage and all sorts of just assholeyness.
Being a jerk doesn't make you a Death Eater, it HELPS, but it doesn't make you one.
but what really confuses me, and I get really confused and curious and annoyed all at once when I read this is the "Snape in Love" question.
She's said that Snape has been loved before which is what makes the BIG difference between him and Voldemort as big baddy villians. And that makes sense. From what I guess, is that Mama Snape loved her ickle baby. Which is normal. Moms are supposed to love their babies. And being physically abused is no excuse at "Not having a will to live" (thankyouverymuchgeorgelucas!) and abandoning your child.
Okay, that aside. That's just my theory. Is that Mama Snape loved him.
*beauty and the beast narrator voice* Because who could ever learn to love a Severus?
Okay so then I stumble across the voice clip of someone asking her "Will Snape ever find love?"
What kinda whackjob asks that kinda question? Okay, granted, HBP was the most fanfiction-like book she's written so far. Yes it was VASTLY important to know that Ron and Hermione are going to bump fuzzies, and that Harry polishes his wand with thoughts of Ginny, and that we have to pair off lonely old gay Lupin to lonely old gay Tonks(Because there are no homos in wizarding world), that aside....
Who on EARTH thinks Snape BY BOOK SIX is going to get any booty? What kinda nutty ass question is that!?
Lupin? Maybe, Lupin is nice. People(in the books specifically) like Lupin.
Nobody in the books likes Snape, save for Dumbledore and possibly the Malfoy Family. Bella hates Snape, because Snape threatens her position with the Dark Lord. And as I said before, SNAPE IS A JERK!
Okay okay, so now that I've expressed my complete CONFUSION that someone would suggest something so.....absurd. Now I move onto my curiousity.
Because instead of just saying "What a bizarre question"(which she did) she adds on "I can't give away that kind of answer because you'll learn why its such a weird question in books seven"
What!? IT ALREADY IS A WEIRD QUESTION!!! How can it get more weird!?!
What the hell!? Is he a Hermaphrodite? Is he really a ghost? XD IS HE A WEREWOLF!?
What could be weirder than the fact that he's an asshole and he killed dumbledore as a reason for him not to get someone to love him?
Other than him dying, but if she can thrown in a love interest for Lupin and Tonks randomly at the end of HBP than she can randomly thrown in a love interest for Snape.
Ugly Hag who met Harry in Philosopher's Stone in the Leaky Cauldron: "Oh Severus! You must know before you leave us! I LOVED YOU MORE THAN ANY WOMAN'S EVER LOVED A RABBIT!"
Snape:"What the fuck?"
sorry. Random rant out of no where o.o
But I found out one interesting thing. Dumbledore, McGonagall AND Severus were in Barty Crouch Jr.s Foe-glass. (of course that can easily be explained in the same sense that Bella hates Snape)
I kept thinking "Emma? Irma? Irma Prince? NO THATS THE LIBRARIAN, DAMMIT"
so where do I go? The lexicon, of course.
And of course I got distracted.
First off I was highly annoyed that in their "Snape is evil" list of things....they list the most mundane crap. They list things that shape his personality, NOT things that proove he's wicked or evil. Oh there's pleanty of things you COULD use. But using "He's mean to Harry and Neville" as why he's loyal to Voldemort?!
For FOUR YEARS he thought Voldemort was dead(or so he claims whether or not he's evil or good) so why would he bother being mean to ANY student if his wicked boss is dead!?
Because he's a jerk!!
JKR says it MANY TIMES! Snape is just...a big ol' asshole! He's mean, he's rude, he's filthy, he's ugly, he's probably a racist, he hates Lupin, he hates James, he hates Sirius, and he probably hates you too. I KNOW he would hate me.
He's full of raging hot nerdrage and all sorts of just assholeyness.
Being a jerk doesn't make you a Death Eater, it HELPS, but it doesn't make you one.
but what really confuses me, and I get really confused and curious and annoyed all at once when I read this is the "Snape in Love" question.
She's said that Snape has been loved before which is what makes the BIG difference between him and Voldemort as big baddy villians. And that makes sense. From what I guess, is that Mama Snape loved her ickle baby. Which is normal. Moms are supposed to love their babies. And being physically abused is no excuse at "Not having a will to live" (thankyouverymuchgeorgelucas!) and abandoning your child.
Okay, that aside. That's just my theory. Is that Mama Snape loved him.
*beauty and the beast narrator voice* Because who could ever learn to love a Severus?
Okay so then I stumble across the voice clip of someone asking her "Will Snape ever find love?"
What kinda whackjob asks that kinda question? Okay, granted, HBP was the most fanfiction-like book she's written so far. Yes it was VASTLY important to know that Ron and Hermione are going to bump fuzzies, and that Harry polishes his wand with thoughts of Ginny, and that we have to pair off lonely old gay Lupin to lonely old gay Tonks(Because there are no homos in wizarding world), that aside....
Who on EARTH thinks Snape BY BOOK SIX is going to get any booty? What kinda nutty ass question is that!?
Lupin? Maybe, Lupin is nice. People(in the books specifically) like Lupin.
Nobody in the books likes Snape, save for Dumbledore and possibly the Malfoy Family. Bella hates Snape, because Snape threatens her position with the Dark Lord. And as I said before, SNAPE IS A JERK!
Okay okay, so now that I've expressed my complete CONFUSION that someone would suggest something so.....absurd. Now I move onto my curiousity.
Because instead of just saying "What a bizarre question"(which she did) she adds on "I can't give away that kind of answer because you'll learn why its such a weird question in books seven"
What!? IT ALREADY IS A WEIRD QUESTION!!! How can it get more weird!?!
What the hell!? Is he a Hermaphrodite? Is he really a ghost? XD IS HE A WEREWOLF!?
What could be weirder than the fact that he's an asshole and he killed dumbledore as a reason for him not to get someone to love him?
Other than him dying, but if she can thrown in a love interest for Lupin and Tonks randomly at the end of HBP than she can randomly thrown in a love interest for Snape.
Ugly Hag who met Harry in Philosopher's Stone in the Leaky Cauldron: "Oh Severus! You must know before you leave us! I LOVED YOU MORE THAN ANY WOMAN'S EVER LOVED A RABBIT!"
Snape:"What the fuck?"
sorry. Random rant out of no where o.o
But I found out one interesting thing. Dumbledore, McGonagall AND Severus were in Barty Crouch Jr.s Foe-glass. (of course that can easily be explained in the same sense that Bella hates Snape)