Creepy old men need to die plz... -_-

[dancingpuppet]

Once upon a time back when I was living in Lille I was walking in a quiet street when a car stopped next me and the guy driving it asked me "how much?"... I thought it would be difficult to do something creepier than that but I think what happened tonight right before I came back to my brother's was even scarier T_T

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[darlojo]

wtf :| That's scary... I don't get how people like that don't end up locked up or something!

lol at shouting 'fuck off' though :p

[chi_ryu]

...or kicked in the nads very hard, then slapped upside the face.

Perhaps.

[chi_ryu]

For the ones that walk up and say "I love you", maybe.

For the ones that ask "how much do you charge?" - well, I have my doubts XD

And if a kick in the nads is a turn-on for any man, I'm more than happy to oblige them (where did I unpack my Dr. Marten's boots?)

[dj_damien]

I read something in a peper a few weeks back about a dirty old man dressing up as a little old woman so he could rub up against girls that help him to cross the road D:

[chi_ryu]

It takes all kinds, I guess.

You could achieve the same effect (without cross-dressing) simply by riding the Tube at Rush hour, tbh.

[dj_damien]

Haha

Joei just came down and nicked my Brasseye DVD actually :o

[dancingpuppet]

I need to gets it too tbh D:

And yesterday I felt like watching Monkey Dust but the DVD player was broken and now that I have my laptop I'm not in the mood for watching creepy things after what happened tonight D:

[dj_damien]

D: Watch Care Bears :o

[dancingpuppet]

Don't have a care bears DVD here :/

[dj_damien]

I have many :o
We never did watch the second movie :{

[dancingpuppet]

Spoiler, I stole the colours from that one too :p

[dj_damien]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes

[i_am_fuse]

My name is Geoff and I'm a first time cottager

[lydicat]

too lazy to login properly, but that made me lol :p

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