Stolen from a friend
It's amazing how so many people can view the same object but see it so differently. Take a simple glass of water filled to half capacity. For Example:
An Optimist sees the glass as half full.
A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
A Philosopher sees the glass and wonders if the water is really there.
A Surrealist sees the fish that's not really in the water.
A Fish sees the glass as a Condominium.
An Optometrist can't see without his glasses.
A Naturalist sees the glass as half polluted.
A Salesman sees the glass as half off.
An Engineer sees the glass as twice as large as it needs to be.
An Entreprenuer sees the potential for twice as much water.
A Critic wonders who's responsible for filling his glass.
A Social Worker sees an opportunity to quench thirst.
A Teacher sees an object lesson.
A Psychiatrist sees the glass and asks what do you see?
A Mother sees just another dish to pick up.
A Father sees who's responsible for leaving it on the Sports Illustrated.
A Child sees it as a means to get back at a sibling holding a water gun.
The Army wonders how many it would take to fill a cantine
The Navy wonders how many it would take to float a ship
The Air Force wnders what it would take to shoot it from 30,000 feet
The Marines see it as a reminder that they're still part of the NAVY
The rest of the world sees this simple glass and wonders WHY ARE ALL THE AMERICANS STARING AT THIS STUPID GLASS?!?
HT ladydragonslaya
An Optimist sees the glass as half full.
A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
A Philosopher sees the glass and wonders if the water is really there.
A Surrealist sees the fish that's not really in the water.
A Fish sees the glass as a Condominium.
An Optometrist can't see without his glasses.
A Naturalist sees the glass as half polluted.
A Salesman sees the glass as half off.
An Engineer sees the glass as twice as large as it needs to be.
An Entreprenuer sees the potential for twice as much water.
A Critic wonders who's responsible for filling his glass.
A Social Worker sees an opportunity to quench thirst.
A Teacher sees an object lesson.
A Psychiatrist sees the glass and asks what do you see?
A Mother sees just another dish to pick up.
A Father sees who's responsible for leaving it on the Sports Illustrated.
A Child sees it as a means to get back at a sibling holding a water gun.
The Army wonders how many it would take to fill a cantine
The Navy wonders how many it would take to float a ship
The Air Force wnders what it would take to shoot it from 30,000 feet
The Marines see it as a reminder that they're still part of the NAVY
The rest of the world sees this simple glass and wonders WHY ARE ALL THE AMERICANS STARING AT THIS STUPID GLASS?!?
HT ladydragonslaya