For my Friends................LMAO
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry mongrel who made you that way. (ummm keep certain people away from alcohol..hmph, but u know i love revenge,hehehe)
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had a root.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get (Ha, come on Jeremy we so do that to Tacoma)
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words (this is for you tacoma LOL)
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
So let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
LOVE you ALL....And Huge Thanks for my friend Jenny for sending this to me when i was sick...still am and getting better...ummm....well hopefully. LOL. THANKS AGAIN JENNY!!!