i got lucky in kentucky!
the kentucky derby is the shit
mandy and i drove down to meghan's house in louiville, ky for the derby this weekend. it was frickin awesome
first of all, the entire day of the derby was spent wasted. i'm talking, getting completely fucked up at 9:00 in the morning and then stay fucked for the rest of the day/night. no one wants to drive, so people literally rent out school buses and charge everyone $5 to get on the bus. it was sweet.
second of all, i smuggled alcohol into the derby in my boobs. yup. you're not allowed to bring alcohol in, so i wore one of meghan's bras on top of mine (she has giant boobs) and then filled it with plastic baggies full of vodka. my boobs slowly got smaller and smaller as the day went on.
third of all, i won $20 when i bet on the horse who won the derby, guicamo. yeah, you're asking "why only $20?" well, i didn't want to loose money and the hose had really bad odds (50-1) buuuuut i thought he had a cool name, so i only to bet $2 for him to show. but whatever, it's $20 more than i had before
people should get wasted during the day much more often. it makes everything better
mandy and i drove down to meghan's house in louiville, ky for the derby this weekend. it was frickin awesome
first of all, the entire day of the derby was spent wasted. i'm talking, getting completely fucked up at 9:00 in the morning and then stay fucked for the rest of the day/night. no one wants to drive, so people literally rent out school buses and charge everyone $5 to get on the bus. it was sweet.
second of all, i smuggled alcohol into the derby in my boobs. yup. you're not allowed to bring alcohol in, so i wore one of meghan's bras on top of mine (she has giant boobs) and then filled it with plastic baggies full of vodka. my boobs slowly got smaller and smaller as the day went on.
third of all, i won $20 when i bet on the horse who won the derby, guicamo. yeah, you're asking "why only $20?" well, i didn't want to loose money and the hose had really bad odds (50-1) buuuuut i thought he had a cool name, so i only to bet $2 for him to show. but whatever, it's $20 more than i had before
people should get wasted during the day much more often. it makes everything better