I just woke up! damn it
happy to report this is one of my 1st Sundays where i don't feel like a matching band stepped on my head. But i just had 2 people snap at me on the phone and its not a good way to awaken. Sheesh!
Went out last night with my work buddy, and she cements what i already thought. Lesbians have so much drama and insanity its... insane. I have sat silent in the car for multiple arguments because im a secret. There is a lot of untruthfulness and ex drama its very disappointing.
We went to the Am legion first and fooled around where the cheap drinks are. Then we went to this other bar named Blaine's. EVERY weekend she has some hair brain plan to find a gay bar. To "make out with chicks". I just want to go to fun bars! Cheap bars preferably. So Blaines is a bunch of bros and tranny's luckily we weren't there long! So she wants to go home and its like 1130! WTF
That is not what i do on a sat here.
So i basically drag her chucks because its my fav! Its karaoke night too! We walk in and this dude (not sure if he was gay or straight or what) Grabs us both and is like you both are so beautiful seriously. He gives us his number like min 2 we are in the place. He wasn't drunk obnoizious he honestly just seemed impressed with us.Well i wasn't annoyed with him atleast! He picks up my buddy and gives her a kiss on the check as he is leaving and she says, " I dont let strangers kiss me usually!" And that sets in into a frenzy!
He sticks his tongue out which is really long and the really muscle-y kind where the end really curves. (I have noticed i just have kinda a big fat tongue.) And i was like DUDE DUDE HIS TONGUE IS AWESOME! Next thing i know he is sticking his awesome tongue down her throat.
I died. The look on her face after that... amazing!
I ended up karaoking to fat bottom girls with like 5 other people. None of which knew anything but the chorus so we all just kinda stood there like dopes until the chrous. FAT BOTTOM GIRL YOU MAKE MY ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND... i think?
I was also a back up dancer for the song Proud Mary. My mom would have been proud I knew all the actual back up moves because of her love of tina. She would have loved it!
I was going to duet but we had to leave so she could fight with her girlfriend on the phone.
Aint love grand!! :-P
I have noticed that the part i have struggle with most is actually liking who the person is instead of just wanted to fuck them. And then the feeling being returned is another son of a bitch. Its hard to get the whole equation right. You can be as hot as you want to be but thats doesn't go very far with me.
And I'm at a place where i am more than ok with that. I also have had plenty of time to sit back and see others in relationships and I feel I would be the best person to date. Easily. Most qualified = me.
I was talking to Chuck about someone in his bar and how cute i thought they were, and he goes they are a lot of fun actually. To which i replied thats what i find so attractive about them. And NO SHIT he stops, looks at me a little taken aback and goes,
"Oh your one of those personality types."
YEA DUDE. More people should be too. Shit.
*gets off soap box*
I have a J in the car and i am so excited. Thats probably the person i have missed the most since moving mary jane.
I got a lot of nothing to catch up on today.
Happy fathers day, to all the pops out there.
Went out last night with my work buddy, and she cements what i already thought. Lesbians have so much drama and insanity its... insane. I have sat silent in the car for multiple arguments because im a secret. There is a lot of untruthfulness and ex drama its very disappointing.
We went to the Am legion first and fooled around where the cheap drinks are. Then we went to this other bar named Blaine's. EVERY weekend she has some hair brain plan to find a gay bar. To "make out with chicks". I just want to go to fun bars! Cheap bars preferably. So Blaines is a bunch of bros and tranny's luckily we weren't there long! So she wants to go home and its like 1130! WTF
That is not what i do on a sat here.
So i basically drag her chucks because its my fav! Its karaoke night too! We walk in and this dude (not sure if he was gay or straight or what) Grabs us both and is like you both are so beautiful seriously. He gives us his number like min 2 we are in the place. He wasn't drunk obnoizious he honestly just seemed impressed with us.Well i wasn't annoyed with him atleast! He picks up my buddy and gives her a kiss on the check as he is leaving and she says, " I dont let strangers kiss me usually!" And that sets in into a frenzy!
He sticks his tongue out which is really long and the really muscle-y kind where the end really curves. (I have noticed i just have kinda a big fat tongue.) And i was like DUDE DUDE HIS TONGUE IS AWESOME! Next thing i know he is sticking his awesome tongue down her throat.
I died. The look on her face after that... amazing!
I ended up karaoking to fat bottom girls with like 5 other people. None of which knew anything but the chorus so we all just kinda stood there like dopes until the chrous. FAT BOTTOM GIRL YOU MAKE MY ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND... i think?
I was also a back up dancer for the song Proud Mary. My mom would have been proud I knew all the actual back up moves because of her love of tina. She would have loved it!
I was going to duet but we had to leave so she could fight with her girlfriend on the phone.
Aint love grand!! :-P
I have noticed that the part i have struggle with most is actually liking who the person is instead of just wanted to fuck them. And then the feeling being returned is another son of a bitch. Its hard to get the whole equation right. You can be as hot as you want to be but thats doesn't go very far with me.
And I'm at a place where i am more than ok with that. I also have had plenty of time to sit back and see others in relationships and I feel I would be the best person to date. Easily. Most qualified = me.
I was talking to Chuck about someone in his bar and how cute i thought they were, and he goes they are a lot of fun actually. To which i replied thats what i find so attractive about them. And NO SHIT he stops, looks at me a little taken aback and goes,
"Oh your one of those personality types."
YEA DUDE. More people should be too. Shit.
*gets off soap box*
I have a J in the car and i am so excited. Thats probably the person i have missed the most since moving mary jane.
I got a lot of nothing to catch up on today.
Happy fathers day, to all the pops out there.