sitting down now has an interesting alternate meaning....
work kinda sucked a little. i was hungry for almost the entire time i was at flushing. me and kara pretty much polished off 2 whole mushroom pizzas. and they were damn good. finally got to see my cousin jesse for the first time in centuries. whats odd is that i didnt really recognise her. odd.
after that, kara and i went to courtland mall originally to see a movie. we walked around for a bit looking for a tux for dana to wear at prom.
so heres the kicker of the night:
so we're walking around and me, kara, and dana walk by a girl scout display after riding the 50 cent space ship.in this display, there is a chair with a face painted on it. like right on the seat. it had to have been one of those arts and crafts things. and so without pausing to think about what i was going to say, i pointed to it and blurted out "ive always wanted to sit on someones face." completely with a straight face and just loud enough for the strangers around me to hear what i said. as soon as kara and dana heard me, they collapsed to the floor laughing so hard they were crying. i thought dana was going to have a heart attack.kara was literally laying on the ground gasping for air.as soon as i realized what i had just said, which took me about a second or two, i busted a gut and had to support myself with a massage chair. i think we laughed for about 5 solid minutes.dana made fun of me all night because of that.
after that incident, we went to go see "date movie". i dont see why i didnt go watch that when it first came out. it was friggin hillarious. it is literally all of the movies you would take someone on a date to go see rolled into one movie. with all of the stereotypes. and some instances that were blown out of proportion. like there was a bit of the movie that made fun of the bachellor, and instead of narrowing down the group with roses, he shot them with a double barrel shotgun.ideal, no?
after that, kara and i went to courtland mall originally to see a movie. we walked around for a bit looking for a tux for dana to wear at prom.
so heres the kicker of the night:
so we're walking around and me, kara, and dana walk by a girl scout display after riding the 50 cent space ship.in this display, there is a chair with a face painted on it. like right on the seat. it had to have been one of those arts and crafts things. and so without pausing to think about what i was going to say, i pointed to it and blurted out "ive always wanted to sit on someones face." completely with a straight face and just loud enough for the strangers around me to hear what i said. as soon as kara and dana heard me, they collapsed to the floor laughing so hard they were crying. i thought dana was going to have a heart attack.kara was literally laying on the ground gasping for air.as soon as i realized what i had just said, which took me about a second or two, i busted a gut and had to support myself with a massage chair. i think we laughed for about 5 solid minutes.dana made fun of me all night because of that.
after that incident, we went to go see "date movie". i dont see why i didnt go watch that when it first came out. it was friggin hillarious. it is literally all of the movies you would take someone on a date to go see rolled into one movie. with all of the stereotypes. and some instances that were blown out of proportion. like there was a bit of the movie that made fun of the bachellor, and instead of narrowing down the group with roses, he shot them with a double barrel shotgun.ideal, no?