Blues & Roots!!!!!!!!!!
Blues and Roots:
Well mac has probably told you about most of our amazing adventure....
Im meant to inform you all of the comings & goings off the actuall blues and roots concert....
hmmm.... let me think....
A certain whipping noise had kept Mac & sharne tossing and turning all night long... NEVERTHELESS!!! It didn't seem to bother me in the slightest and I awoke from a rather blissful slumber at approximately 7am.... the tent was steaming hot and I felt like I was cooking slowly..... I couldn't possibly sleep for any longer, unless I wanted to be roasted alive!
After driving into Byron to buy Mac some rather funky sunnies and some phone credit (which I didn't even need GODDAMMIT "NO NETWORK COVERAGE" CRAP!!) we set off to Blues and roots....
Because of this stupid cold I had recently developed. I have taken to carrying a large supply of cold & flu medication plus the mother load of vitamin c and paracetamol.... I put them into a film container so that I was able to access them easily. As we walked throught the gates we were greeted by a rather odd looking girl with her own film container... She told us that if any of us smoked we should put our butts in it and tried to give one to me....... I of course already had one.... and it happened to be in my hot little hands at the time! shes saw this and the all my pills and vitamins! "Oh you've already got one I see...." she glared at and turned and walked away!! "Hey!! It's only vitamin C!!!!" I yelled after her~ but she was gone. Humph! For once Im actually not doing anything wrong and someone assumes that I am!!!!!!
The remainder of the day consisted of us wandering around... discovering quite a few enjoyable bands we hadn't before heard of seen.... Convincing sharnes parents to let her stay (she was meant to go to her cousins engagement party.... but she decided to party it up with us cool fiends.... Jek and i ran into Tasha from home and away.... quite exciting!~!! WHoohoo!!!!! quite the novelty!,
When It came to see Bob Geldoff!!! we were all rather dubious... we didn't know any of his songs~ and we thought that it might be rather fiendish.... BOY were we wrong!!! (or maybe those beers we drunk before hand may have made him more appealing- who knows???) ALL I know is Jek & I spent the entire set jumping around like a wankers! Waving our arms around and doing weird dance moves..... At the end bob & his band played some form of "ho down, bush dance, nutbush kind of song" and with one mighty "YE-HA" we all joined in an danced our little hearts out!! "well wikid"!!!!
I was thinking of leaving this bit of delightful info out but..... it really was rather funny I think I'll have to add it in...
After dancing like a mad cow in a wheat grass field.... I really had worked up quite a sweat...... hense creating a rather unpleasant chafed bottom!! So for quite some time I had been waddling around blues and roots like some kind of giant duck!
It's all good no one has to know...... I thought to myself as a waddled up the hill.... That's when I heard it "SAM WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WALKING LIKE THAT!!!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WALK LIKE THAT!!!!!! HAVE YOU GOT A CHAIFED BOTTOM!!!!"
I turned around to see jek laughing histarically at the bottom of the hill!!!! "JESS MY GOD!!! I DON'T THINK THOSE PEOPLE OVER THERE AT THE TOILETS HEARD YOU!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SPEAK UP" Jek continued to laugh and told me that she couldn't wait to tell meg....
We all left half way through Damian Marley set because we wanted to get to the bus before the crowds... no problem with me.... That curry I ate for lunch was bringing me down from the inside..... & to say it politely l REALLY NEEDED TO VISIT THE BATHROOM!!!
We got to the bus.... we were right to leave early.... there was hardly anyone on them.... I was dying!! I boarded the bus & was really tuning out! The bus driver.... told me to pay $3 as I boarded.... I wasn't listening.... "sam $3.... AS YOU BOARD!!!!" the girls yelled as I took my seat... "THATS PAY AS YOU BOARD!!!!" The bus driver, all the girls and the entire bus yelled at me.... "OH" I said and handed over 10bucks. When we finally made it back to belongil.... I broke away from the group in a mad dash to the bathroom.... ALTHOUGH!!! it is really hard to Run when you have a chaifed butt!!! So there I was.... Running towards the toilets looking like some sort of Duck crossed with a really fast coyboy!!! The end is in sight!!!! RUN JACKASS!!!! RUN!!!!!!
Well mac has probably told you about most of our amazing adventure....
Im meant to inform you all of the comings & goings off the actuall blues and roots concert....
hmmm.... let me think....
A certain whipping noise had kept Mac & sharne tossing and turning all night long... NEVERTHELESS!!! It didn't seem to bother me in the slightest and I awoke from a rather blissful slumber at approximately 7am.... the tent was steaming hot and I felt like I was cooking slowly..... I couldn't possibly sleep for any longer, unless I wanted to be roasted alive!
After driving into Byron to buy Mac some rather funky sunnies and some phone credit (which I didn't even need GODDAMMIT "NO NETWORK COVERAGE" CRAP!!) we set off to Blues and roots....
Because of this stupid cold I had recently developed. I have taken to carrying a large supply of cold & flu medication plus the mother load of vitamin c and paracetamol.... I put them into a film container so that I was able to access them easily. As we walked throught the gates we were greeted by a rather odd looking girl with her own film container... She told us that if any of us smoked we should put our butts in it and tried to give one to me....... I of course already had one.... and it happened to be in my hot little hands at the time! shes saw this and the all my pills and vitamins! "Oh you've already got one I see...." she glared at and turned and walked away!! "Hey!! It's only vitamin C!!!!" I yelled after her~ but she was gone. Humph! For once Im actually not doing anything wrong and someone assumes that I am!!!!!!
The remainder of the day consisted of us wandering around... discovering quite a few enjoyable bands we hadn't before heard of seen.... Convincing sharnes parents to let her stay (she was meant to go to her cousins engagement party.... but she decided to party it up with us cool fiends.... Jek and i ran into Tasha from home and away.... quite exciting!~!! WHoohoo!!!!! quite the novelty!,
When It came to see Bob Geldoff!!! we were all rather dubious... we didn't know any of his songs~ and we thought that it might be rather fiendish.... BOY were we wrong!!! (or maybe those beers we drunk before hand may have made him more appealing- who knows???) ALL I know is Jek & I spent the entire set jumping around like a wankers! Waving our arms around and doing weird dance moves..... At the end bob & his band played some form of "ho down, bush dance, nutbush kind of song" and with one mighty "YE-HA" we all joined in an danced our little hearts out!! "well wikid"!!!!
I was thinking of leaving this bit of delightful info out but..... it really was rather funny I think I'll have to add it in...
After dancing like a mad cow in a wheat grass field.... I really had worked up quite a sweat...... hense creating a rather unpleasant chafed bottom!! So for quite some time I had been waddling around blues and roots like some kind of giant duck!
It's all good no one has to know...... I thought to myself as a waddled up the hill.... That's when I heard it "SAM WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WALKING LIKE THAT!!!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WALK LIKE THAT!!!!!! HAVE YOU GOT A CHAIFED BOTTOM!!!!"
I turned around to see jek laughing histarically at the bottom of the hill!!!! "JESS MY GOD!!! I DON'T THINK THOSE PEOPLE OVER THERE AT THE TOILETS HEARD YOU!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SPEAK UP" Jek continued to laugh and told me that she couldn't wait to tell meg....
We all left half way through Damian Marley set because we wanted to get to the bus before the crowds... no problem with me.... That curry I ate for lunch was bringing me down from the inside..... & to say it politely l REALLY NEEDED TO VISIT THE BATHROOM!!!
We got to the bus.... we were right to leave early.... there was hardly anyone on them.... I was dying!! I boarded the bus & was really tuning out! The bus driver.... told me to pay $3 as I boarded.... I wasn't listening.... "sam $3.... AS YOU BOARD!!!!" the girls yelled as I took my seat... "THATS PAY AS YOU BOARD!!!!" The bus driver, all the girls and the entire bus yelled at me.... "OH" I said and handed over 10bucks. When we finally made it back to belongil.... I broke away from the group in a mad dash to the bathroom.... ALTHOUGH!!! it is really hard to Run when you have a chaifed butt!!! So there I was.... Running towards the toilets looking like some sort of Duck crossed with a really fast coyboy!!! The end is in sight!!!! RUN JACKASS!!!! RUN!!!!!!