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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer : Ten
1. One to deny that the lightbulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb they
are for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no bid contract to Halliburton for a new lightbulb.
6. One to arrange a photographer of Bush dressed as a janitor standing on a step ladder
under a huge banner:' Lightbulb change Accomplished !"
7. One administration insider to resign and write about documenting in detail how
Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear number 7.
9 One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong
lightbulb changing policy all along.
10. And finally one to confuse the American people about the difference between screwing
a lightbulb and screwing the country
Answer : Ten
1. One to deny that the lightbulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb they
are for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no bid contract to Halliburton for a new lightbulb.
6. One to arrange a photographer of Bush dressed as a janitor standing on a step ladder
under a huge banner:' Lightbulb change Accomplished !"
7. One administration insider to resign and write about documenting in detail how
Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear number 7.
9 One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong
lightbulb changing policy all along.
10. And finally one to confuse the American people about the difference between screwing
a lightbulb and screwing the country