Distract me. Please
I didn't sleep well at all. I had one, long, inescapable dream about being kidnapped, beaten, and sexually assaulted that has followed me out of sleeping into a sickened feeling, out here in the real word. Mmm, fun times. On top of the homework I have due? *shudders
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Okay, my love for this fic is already well documented, but whatthefuckever, I'll ask about it anyway.
"So, hottie in the Avenged Sevenfold shirt told me she thinks you have beautiful breasts," Frank tells her at an after party one time.
Mikey has to laugh. "How'd that come up?"
Frank shrugs and bounces on the balls of his feet. "I was talking about your breasts."
"I told you not to do that." Mikey sighs because really, she shouldn’t need to have that conversation again. It’s a blanket policy ranging from what its like to wear a bra (he stole hers once and wore it for a week - it was never the same), if one was bigger than the other (the left was bigger), if hair grew on her nipples, if she preferred nipple twisting to biting and whether or not it was fair that guys got to walk around shirtless if they had man boobs. She doesn’t mind talking about any of those things, its just that Frank tends to fixate.
"Right. I know. But now you know she likes them!"
"Everyone likes breasts, Frank. You like them. I like them. Hell Gerard likes them and he'd rather cut his dick off than fuck a girl with it."
MAGIC. Anything you want to tell me about this paragraph, Mikey and Frank's friendship, or Girl!Mikey in general would be awesome \o/
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Like being groped by a really weak person while being squeezed by an indequate rubberband most of the times, sometimes like you've become a shelf propped up from underneath.
The left.
Fuck off, Frank, my nipple hair is none of your business.
Biting
No, its not fair.
Its true though. EVERYONE likes breasts. I'm as straight as they come and I like breasts.
As for the Mikey and Frank friendship - they were together for all of five minutes when they were fourteen. They met at an all ages show, both had a crush on the same girl, and made out for about fifteen minutes before Mikey and pushed him away and said "yeah, this just isn't going to work." To which Frank hand gotten all droopy and demanded to know why. "Because you have a dick. And...no breasts and you smell like shit." "So you're a lesbian then." Mikey thought about it and decided yeah, she'd much rather Frank was girl so she'd figured that was what being a lesbian was. Nodding at Frank and saying "Yeah, I guess," was the first time she ever came out to anyone.
Needless to say, Gerard was pretty wounded she didnt tell him first, what with him coming out to her first and all. It just didn't seem right, that she'd tell some stranger over him.
He's the only guy she's ever hooked up with and she doesnt consider it a mistake exactly. She didn't fuck him or anything so she gets to keep her gold star. Incidentally, she got the girl that night - who was sixteen and wore shredded fishnets that just went on forever. Frank didnt start getting the girl until years later.
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Needless to say, Gerard was pretty wounded she didn't tell him first, what with him coming out to her first and all.
That is so perfectly GERARD, I can't even stand it. And bb!scenequeen Mikey (OF COURSE SHE GETS THE GIRL) will never not make me :DDDDD
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*grabby hands*
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