ACHTUNG! Yo, I write poem
Consumed with Consumers
We're so focused on our Ugg Boots
And Love Pink
by Victoria's Secret
looking like you give a hoot
Meanwhile your dinner's in the sink
All the World's a Stage
and everyone's a fucking player
With the invisible social cage
You to be shunned, the ney-sayer
You can almost name all the people who got you laid
but please tell me the significance
of Roe vs. Wade
Don't tell me you'll google that shit
Because internet cannot always save you
Don't tell me you had to take a hit
You haven't even sat in a pew
in fifteen years
Not that it matters
People have the right to Religion and Beliefs
Meanwhile we're not building ladders
We're taking the stairs
To where the fire burns and souls are His to keep
It won't matter because
you've enjoyed your time up here
But take a pause
and see what your life is made of
If it aint love, family, and contribution
Brother, you must recieve your retribution
Why are we wasting our time
to help you out
When u wouldn't pay a dime
if we were in any doubt
Go get your girlfriend
that puppy she spotted
in fact name him muffin
her other dogs' grave has already rotted
Don't even think of kicking muffin
because he can't fight back
and you're now just a lonely old sack
Stop calling your friend a whore
and tell me any Pi numbers that come after
three point one four
Tell me all about your day at the pool
But then tell me
that you know the rule
for a reciprocal pronoun:
They are eachother and one another
Just as you are my brother
After a night of smoking pot
write down three words
that the brain is composed of
Forgot?
Your friend Mary-Jane brings harm
to that area because THC
alters the way information is processed
by the hippocampus
Don't come up to me on the street one day
and say
"You think you so smart.
I knew all those answers
you aint even got no heart
and girl I know you heard me I dint slur"
Don't tell me you agree
Don't somehow make this all about you
Don't tell me you'll follow me
in a revolution
Because I sure as Hell aint no Leader
I just know what's going on
And exactly who i am
I only wish others did
Do what ya do.
Live how ya live.
Just don't make us go down in history as the dumbest generation.
