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Dec 12, 2005 13:03


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I set sleepyhead72986's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-189 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
dancin_banana21

Well, Shannon doesnt have a puppy so i dont know if ive been bad enough to deserve a spanking, but i kinda want one anyways.
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