Bad Blow-job Face and You: The Comprehensive Guide

[dancetheorange]

This is a detailed explanation of what makes a "bad blow-job face," as requested by interested parties. To clear up confusion, this term refers to the face of a potential giver of blow-jobs, not the receiver, and also is a general condition of the face that occurs normally at rest, not just in the act. For the sake of simplicity, I've focused on

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[rawness41]

Im not sure if I was just called a geek or a frat boy. I like to think of myself as some kind of hybrid of the two.

As for the "fat girls give good head" theory. Im not going to claim to be a "chubby chaser," its just not my thing. However, I have been told by people who enjoy "lava lamp sex" that chubby girls give better head because they have all that extra blubber in their cheeks and the extra cushioning feels better. Although, this has nothing to do with a BBJF and more of the actual BJ.

With that being said, here is my candidate for a BBJF...

[dancetheorange]

Whoa, as I read this the "in the bed disco" song came up on my playlist. Strange...

I can't get over you whipping out the Anne Frank reference (and such a good choice of photo!). It seriously makes me so happy.

I would put you more in the geek category, though I can see the case being made for either. Maybe you were somewhere in the middle.

Also - I've been meaning to message you and apologize for getting totally wasted that night we hung out. So maybe I'll do that, instead of announcing more details publicly on lj :)

[rawness41]

Yea, I guess I like to change it up a lot. One day Im obsessed with "In Rainbows" and a week later I cant stop listening to Jay-Z.

As for your apology, I look forward to hearing from you, but I should let you know that I dont remember much towards the end of the night. I remember thinking I shouldnt be driving home, I remember opening my eyes on I-5 and realizing I shouldnt be closing them, and I remember thanking my dad for getting me home safe. Thats pretty much it.