i just finished a muchas burrito
monday i got the stink eye for not pledging allegiance in foust's class. he glared and violently motioned that i should stand up. i kind of glared back, and stood up for the last two words or so, then slouched back down, and that was when he gave me the stink eye. in case you haven't noticed he has this thing i like to call eyebrow cleavage, it looks something like this: ) ( . thats right between his eyebrows all the time. combined with a "patriotism inducing" glare this could be potentialy dangerous even deadly, if taken head on.
so i kind of plan on fighting mr. foust about this. as in, never do it, and make him say somthing, so i can yell back and be right. there's a number of things i could say... i've been thinking about this. here's a list.
1. nationalism is ugly, but mandatory nationisn is facist. (good but a litle too long winded/the words make me sound kind of stuck up)
2. c'mon, it's my choice. (its a good one, but it might sound like im discussing abortions"
3. fuck you! (my personal favorite)
4. there's no law, bitch! (needs some work)
5. pledge your own allegiance and i'll plege mine, bitch! (something about the end needs workd.
so those are my potential combacks. but i'll probably just ablib. or give him a little flick in the eyebrow cleavage and run. heh heh... that'd rock.
i was bitching about this to my mom and i found out something totally badass. my mother, my own mother hasn't said the pledge of alligance since 1970! since kent state, when nixon killed those protesters at that college. how fucking cool is that? so fuck yeah, im not going to say the fucking pledge, and my. foust (bitch!) can suck my balls. so there.
oh yeah, and i got a girlfriend. it's badass.
so i kind of plan on fighting mr. foust about this. as in, never do it, and make him say somthing, so i can yell back and be right. there's a number of things i could say... i've been thinking about this. here's a list.
1. nationalism is ugly, but mandatory nationisn is facist. (good but a litle too long winded/the words make me sound kind of stuck up)
2. c'mon, it's my choice. (its a good one, but it might sound like im discussing abortions"
3. fuck you! (my personal favorite)
4. there's no law, bitch! (needs some work)
5. pledge your own allegiance and i'll plege mine, bitch! (something about the end needs workd.
so those are my potential combacks. but i'll probably just ablib. or give him a little flick in the eyebrow cleavage and run. heh heh... that'd rock.
i was bitching about this to my mom and i found out something totally badass. my mother, my own mother hasn't said the pledge of alligance since 1970! since kent state, when nixon killed those protesters at that college. how fucking cool is that? so fuck yeah, im not going to say the fucking pledge, and my. foust (bitch!) can suck my balls. so there.
oh yeah, and i got a girlfriend. it's badass.