Holy boobs
An older female co-worker came up to my desk to ask me a question today and I was admiring her cross pendant. I was afraid she was gonna think that I was staring at her boobs, so I said "Oh, I like your cross. That's what I was looking at. Didn't want you thinking I was staring at your boobs." Thankfully, she laughed, but it was a bit awkward after I said that and after she walked off, I realized I shouldn't have said it and went to apologize and told her I just didn't want her thinking that. That was one pretty cross. Come to think of it, I didn't even notice the boobs until after I told her I wasn't staring at 'em.